Posts Tagged ‘ ugly shoes ’
when i first saw these canvas cotton boots by jo no fui, they had so much flare on, i almost tried to order a bloomin’ onion and a weak cocktail from them. hold your breath because i’m about to tell you how much they cost. $1,925. let me spell it out. nineteen hundred twenty five dollars. for [ READ MORE ]
almost there sweetheart. and by sweetheart of course i mean dirty lazy bitch. i say, if you’re not going to muster up the ingenuity to invent a quicker and easier shoe fastener then you best fall in line and get to bucklin’. you’re not above it. no one is. although i do enjoy the imagery of [ READ MORE ]
and people wonder why little dogs are so bitchy. mr. bouvier or crackers or whoever in the picture above is nothing less than a prisoner. he’s spent most of his young life watching judi dench movie marathons and soaking up the lonely matronly tears of the old. “thanks mom for buying me this three hundred [ READ MORE ]
so. looks like louis vuitton sawed off the end of a bunch of table legs and killed a goat. they then glued a mustache of goat fur and the table leg ends to several pairs of uggs dyed like easter eggs. occasionally attaching a nunchuck as necessary. and that’s just the shoes. let’s not forget to mention the two [ READ MORE ]
you know how when women finally toss out those ugly old boots they don’t think they’ll ever wear again RIGHT THEN they come back in style? well, i still have these boots that are currently for sale by diba. i have yet to throw out these same boots that are buried in a plastic tub of platform shoes and cropped sweater tops below [ READ MORE ]
alexander mcqueen is shocking the fashion world with these ten inch heels. the jewel encrusted nude upper on these sky scrapers resembles the outfit a professional skater might wear. of course in order to wear the shoes, you might also need the core muscles of a professional skater. and if the height of the heel doesn’t kill you when trying to [ READ MORE ]
balenciaga, who has slowly been profiting from attention deficit hyperactivity disorder since 1937, now openly refuses to acknowledge the validity of the disease. they are claiming their designers are cognizant adults able to make their own decisions in a reasonable amount of time, even if those decisions take months and include combining snowboard parts and more colors than are in [ READ MORE ]
“crystal, why can’t i wear these? not even to work? you know, with my banana slacks?” “no.” “why not?” “because 1,000 babies will die.” “what? but i like the toe. it looks professional.” “do you like the blade heel?” “the what? is that what it’s called? well i suppose i-” “shut the FUCK up. SHUT! the FUCK! UP! you’re taking a shit on personal [ READ MORE ]
young japanese girls everywhere (mostly japan though) are hoping that there is enough money left in their school clothes budget for a pair of these. mostly so that when boys point at them in awe of their video game shoes they can cover their mouths and have a very good, very secret and very asian laugh. [ READ MORE ]
adidas once again flies too close to the sun bringing in guest designer jeremy scott, who apparently thinks this is an acceptable finished product. looks like wax and feathers to me. so whoever this jeremy scott is should probably rename himself daedalus, father of icarus. because this is a crash and burn if i’ve ever seen [ READ MORE ]