that star looks real pointy.  this picture is actually making me squint instinctively for ocular protection.  if she brings that damn thing any closer she’s going to cut her own orbits off.  and once the picture is taken what does the star do?  i’ll tell you what that star doesn’t do.  it doesn’t collapse into a small nylon sack that you can slip under your seat at the grammys.  can she even sit down in that dress?  they should just put her up on a pole to keep hollywood crows away.

drumroll………

mariah carey.  what a fool.

first of all, dior?  what have you done?  and second of all, what celebrity is in support of this horrendous (lack of) fashion?

a.  jennifer lopez

b.  mariah carey

c.  sheryl crow

and the winner is……………

paris hilton.  this was not a  halloween costume, repeat, this was not a halloween costume.  but to support the guesses, she does have long thin legs and size 11 feet, making her lower body structure look much like a man’s.

spats?  who’s thats?

and the crazy lady is none other than……………..

the fabulous lady gaga.  diggin’ the lipstick personally.

this one might be a little easy.  tho worth posting for the absolutely insane boots. 

….guess!

i’m seeing a star i would like to make see stars.  whoever it is, is wearing not skinny enough jeans and has an unhealthy appetite for astrology.

…who was it?

moonboot retardation belongs to…..

mischa barton….and her little dog too.  look how he hangs back in shame.

i’m seeing a star i would like to make see stars.  whoever it is, is wearing not skinny enough jeans and has an unhealthy appetite for astrology.  …who is it?

a.  mischa barton

b.  katie holmes

c.  goldie hawn

who was it?

ashley simpson.  also, figure out some way to tan evenly.