Posts Tagged ‘ spring 2010 ’
nina ricci’s entire spring 2010 line of shoes, seem to have contracted some sort of doily-esque flesh eating disease. this makes the women who wear them look like they have whatever robin williams had in that movie jack. 30 year old women trapped in the wardrobe of someone, at least four times their age. i guess it might be hot in [ READ MORE ]
first a lil’ fashion. this shoe is a part of nicholas kirkwood’s spring 2010 lineup. kirkwood is infamous for making some wild and crazy shoes (cousin (sh)it), and i definitely make an effort to check out his lineups each and every season. he strongly favors this specific type of platform which always appears somewhat nebulus [ READ MORE ]
these shoes are from christopher “candy” kane’s spring 2010 line. reviews have varied widely. the members of the popular children’s board game candy land all put in their two cents. lord licorice announced publicly that he finds the style ”sickeningly sweet” and will most likely not buy a pair because they don’t come in either red or black. queen [ READ MORE ]
*points a single index finger in the air* “christian-” *fist to mouth* “christian i just-” the sock is a failed attempt to try and keep that rogue toe/the toe bandit in line. and god knows i hate a tiny bow. they look chinsy and stupid. they are in no way proportionate to a human body and are therefore unable to accent one. how [ READ MORE ]
spring and summer 2010 is upon us. and what has chanel brought us – more fall pumps. like they always do. yeah we’ll throw some confetti and blow a kazoo. but we all know what’s coming. a lot of ornate hardware and way too many fasteners. every fucking year chanel. in the photo above, it looks like a tiny [ READ MORE ]
the shoe on the left is part of alexander mcqueen’s spring/summer 2010 line shown at the pret a porter show in paris last october. the creature on the right is from james cameron’s 1979 hit movie alien. if i had to choose one of these to be in my closet while i slept at night, well, [ READ MORE ]
the heel of this shoe has obviously been reinforced with steel about seven times but alexander mcqueen couldn’t be bothered to stop that string from poppin’ up loose ’round the ankle. unless that’s a small tattoo of the canadian maple leaf peeking out? either way, there is no excuse for shoddy workmanship or canadian models. this shoe also [ READ MORE ]
this bahia python print ankle cuff sandal by cocobelle has, but at the same time has not, knocked my socks off. i’m not sure milla jojovich could have pulled these off in the fifth element, so i’m not sure how some regular jo blo is supposed to. bruce willis might have had to multi pass [ READ MORE ]