Posts Tagged ‘ spring 2010 ’
the above video states that it used to be a fashion faux pas to wear socks with sandals but that now it’s a bold statement. hmmm. i’m not sure what bold statement these are making but i’m pretty sure it involves something about having someone get paid $20/hour just to make sure you don’t eat [ READ MORE ]
i’m not sure how many people in the world are willing to wear a $100 piece of undercooked salmon on their leg but my guess is the number closely resembles zero. fish isn’t hot. people dont’ wear fish. sure they’ll wear a tiger print or a thing covered with snakeskin. they’ll even wear eel or muskrat. [ READ MORE ]
finally a shoe dressed like a vegas-lovin’ grandmother, complete with poker visor. but forever incomplete, because of its lack of a shrieky shaky voice and the ability to taunt someone with a single m&m as though it were made of pure unadulterated GOLD. heart you vegas grams. [ READ MORE ]
let this be a lesson to all of you. if you can’t read the fine print on that autopsy toe tag, lemme go ahead and just tell you what it says. “cause of death: crystal bee held a knife in each hand and turned herself into a human windmill. dumb bitch spent $1200 trying to [ READ MORE ]
so. looks like louis vuitton sawed off the end of a bunch of table legs and killed a goat. they then glued a mustache of goat fur and the table leg ends to several pairs of uggs dyed like easter eggs. occasionally attaching a nunchuck as necessary. and that’s just the shoes. let’s not forget to mention the two [ READ MORE ]
so i opened up a free people catalog the other day and was astounded when i laid eyes on the travesty depicted above, which was pictured not just once, not twice but thrice. a sandperson grandmother might wear these. maybe. if she wasn’t planning on leaving her temporary nomadic hut for the day. if she did she’d be the laughing [ READ MORE ]
alexander wang makes a shoe for the indecisive animal print slut. you wanna know what hide sluts should wear? the hide of pigs. pigskins. pigs actually like having sex. but instead somewhere along the line skanks decided they would wear the prints of tough chuck norris-like animals who only procreate when necessary. but everyone knows cheetahs and [ READ MORE ]
this is what this shoe would say. you’re a runway from 2010 you say? well how the bloody hell did i get here? doc was supposed to send me to 1955! that way i could look super futuristic and hot at prom in order to attract my future son’s father. but now all i am is [ READ MORE ]
top of the platform you’re good to go for another 3,000 miles. [ READ MORE ]
i’m going to be honest with you. this does take some of the magic out of cinderella for me. imagining her poor dirty housemaid’s feet shoved into inflexible glass shoe forms. gross. right? i bet they looked like ass. they always leave the “bleeding like a faucet and hunchback-like limping” part out of her grand entrance into [ READ MORE ]