Posts Tagged ‘ spring 2010 ’
the anti-semitic jack sparrow wannabe known as John Galliano decided to pinocchio a corsage into a shoe by giving it a sole… that Galliano sure does love to shoe pinocchio. he does not however, love Jiminy Cricket, or any other form a conscience may take….zing! [ READ MORE ]
when i first saw these canvas cotton boots by jo no fui, they had so much flare on, i almost tried to order a bloomin’ onion and a weak cocktail from them. hold your breath because i’m about to tell you how much they cost. $1,925. let me spell it out. nineteen hundred twenty five dollars. for [ READ MORE ]
before i blog about this spring 2010 balmain sandal please excuse me as i grab an acid wash levi’s jacket with faux sheepskin collar. *puts on imaginary whack-jack* ah, that’s better. this is just a repackaged teva isn’t it balmain? whatever it is, it makes me want to rent Sister Act and listen to Nirvana on [ READ MORE ]
yeah this might be okay if it was firmly fastened to the end of a hobo’s stick. and that hobo was on a refrigerated boxcar on a train headed north. [ READ MORE ]
since the real roger vivier passed away in 1998, allow me to remind his successor bruno frisoni at the house of roger vivier, that design when applied to clothing, is generally thought of as the fusion of aesthetics and function. this is a shoe. what are shoes for? 1. walking 2. keeping the soles of our feet [ READ MORE ]
large investment purchases like these giuseppe zanotti sandals for spring 2010 have some would-be criminals subscribing to the “buy now, kill later” philosophy. not such a safe bet considering the current economic climate and the shortage of “jobs” available… but that’s not stopping some of the more overzealous dregs of society from stepping up their [ READ MORE ]
as if women don’t talk enough. now their very shoes need to become fragments of words and sentences thrown together in a jumble that holds as much value and meaning as their seemingly incessant chitter chatter. IE NONE. plus what’s up with the super groovy font? is this my 8th grade binder? am i right fellas? [ READ MORE ]
if this shoe were a man it would be a gay man that hosts a pornographic series entitled, “what is that?” in which straight guys are tricked into having homosexual sex. his catchphrase would be, “what’d you think it was?” (shoe submission by _gfunk) [ READ MORE ]
he would most certainly wear these because each victim would feel the kiss of death as he roundhouse kicked the life out of them. [ READ MORE ]
these shoes are made of a meltdown of blue, white, and green strips of leather, laser-compressed into a striated amalgam that looks, as balenciaga designer nicolas ghesquière joked, “like play-doh.” the shoes appear in the 2010 spring/summer line, though i haven’t seen them actually available for sale anywhere yet. wonder why. my number one guess [ READ MORE ]