voodoo doll shoes.  whoever you choose for the shoe doll to represent can be put through various forms of torture through simple witchcraft.  such as an annoying coworker.  you could stand across the room from said evil coworker, all the while stomping your feet like a two year old having a fit.  soon they will have to take their lunch early to grab some ibuprofen.  fool!

you could also totally go to the movies and turn the shoes around so they couldn’t see the screen.  wouldn’t that be maddening.  stupid proxy.  whatever that proxy did to you i bet it was so not worth it now.  i bet that proxy is like, “so regretting duping whoever into THAT.  i won’t be deluding anyone else any time soon.”  of course, i suppose someone who’s not physically present at a theatre wouldn’t be bothered by not being able to see the screen.  hmm….  well, i’m sure it translates into something truly awful in voodoo for your hated coworker.  like having an unreachable itch with no long objects around, forcing one to blackbear it on a weight bearing beam in the center of the office.