ellie the chemist wondered one day what would happen if she put her brother’s 1993 b.u.m. equipment jeans, a grip of Lucite, elmer’s glue and a bunch of church table legs into an old whiskey barrel and got to mixin’.

(shoe submission by Beth Ramsey Anderson)

these look like something the seductive cartoon Jessica Rabbit would wear. but if you’re not a cartoon character you should probably put these back on the shelf, walk slowly out of the room and softly click the door shut behind you. if you simply insist on framing yourself for a fashion crime - just don’t expect Eddie Valiant to be there to bail you out on this one. because girl – you are guilty.