juicy couture has finally decided to watermark their boots as though they are worth it.  the watermark is just a very light etching of the logo all over the upper of the boot.  dumb sluts who don’t remember exactly what their boots looked like before they attended tenth grade gym class (and want to ensure that one of the poorer girls in their class didn’t pull a bait and switch) can simply throw a thin sheet of drawering paper over the monogrammed area and chalk over it.  this will then reveal the awful truth that it is in fact an authentic juicy.  other sluts have simply held the boot up to the light to verify the authenticity because they are certifiably retarded.  a purpose for the poofballs or so called appendix of the snow boot, has yet to be identified.

ellie the chemist wondered one day what would happen if she put her brother’s 1993 b.u.m. equipment jeans, a grip of Lucite, elmer’s glue and a bunch of church table legs into an old whiskey barrel and got to mixin’.

(shoe submission by Beth Ramsey Anderson)