Posts Tagged ‘ nicholas kirkwood ’
these shoes look like they were constructed out of a bunch of old wood clocks made of glazed tree cross sections with “time to fish” engraved in the center. in other words, i don’t like them. i’d rather have big mouth billy the singing bass go off every time i’m trying to orgasm than wear [ READ MORE ]
nicholas kirkwood fall 2010 pumps. i guess he can make beautiful shoes. entropy reigns (ewan pearson ushers closed system dub) by kelly polar [ READ MORE ]
i’m pretty sure i’ve seen this shoe sitting at an IT desk in the basement of my office building. this shoe is not just an IT guy, it is an asshole IT guy. the old fashioned, tye dye lovin’, stubborn, RPG addicted (probs makes characters hump), lack of hygiene, snorting, no social skills asshole IT [ READ MORE ]
let this be a lesson to all of you. if you can’t read the fine print on that autopsy toe tag, lemme go ahead and just tell you what it says. “cause of death: crystal bee held a knife in each hand and turned herself into a human windmill. dumb bitch spent $1200 trying to [ READ MORE ]
first a lil’ fashion. this shoe is a part of nicholas kirkwood’s spring 2010 lineup. kirkwood is infamous for making some wild and crazy shoes (cousin (sh)it), and i definitely make an effort to check out his lineups each and every season. he strongly favors this specific type of platform which always appears somewhat nebulus [ READ MORE ]
the extreme height and fur detailing of this nicholas kirkwood fall 2009 bootie will most likely be viewed as limiting features for most high fashion customers. but there will always be those who embrace eclectic fashion and find a place for it in their lives. for instance, on the icy planet of hoth hans solo cut this shoe open [ READ MORE ]