Posts Tagged ‘ mark bee ’
it has recently come to my attention, that there is rumor floating around my family. a rumor of the most untrue sort! the rumor being that i bought my father *coughs, looks downward* i don’t know how to say this but, well, they’re saying i bought my father crocs. and i don’t know who started [ READ MORE ]
as if the toes weren’t enough of a clue. they had to place a few small candycorns at the ankle just to make sure we’re picking up what they’re layin’ down. “oooooh the shoes look like candycorns. i knew it was something. but wait. [pause] i see it now. it’s totally candycorn. i would’ve figured it out.” it’s [ READ MORE ]