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	<title>bills shoes booze &#187; lonely housewives</title>
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		<title>lonely housewife attempts to feign interest in hockey (a short story by crystal bee)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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“how about that goaler?  nothing gets in front of him!” she called out to his friends with a flirty wink.  burying his face in hands, old harold crunkshaw thought to himself, “i should have married that homely clever girl.”
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<p>“how about that goaler?  nothing gets in front of him!” she called out to his friends with a flirty wink.  burying his face in hands, old harold crunkshaw thought to himself, “i should have married that homely clever girl.”</p>
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		<title>lonely housewife attempts to feign interest in basketball</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 16:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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his love for the Atlanta Hawks will always surpass his love for you even if you are securely buckled into this commitment. so you can go ahead and stop complaining about how mike bibby just gave up in the third period and chatting up strangers about how johnson really needs to be scoring more basketballs.
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<p>his love for the Atlanta Hawks will always surpass his love for you even if you are <a href="http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u175/versatyle07/Other/britney_spears_in_straight_jacket-0.jpg?t=1257555289" target="_blank" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/i168.photobucket.com/albums/u175/versatyle07/Other/britney_spears_in_straight_jacket-0.jpg?t=1257555289&amp;referer=');">securely buckled</a> into this commitment. so you can go ahead and stop complaining about how mike bibby just gave up in the third period and chatting up strangers about how johnson really needs to be scoring more basketballs.</p>
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