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[jesus and his disciple john walk down the road together] [john] hey jesus when you got that martyr thing coming up? was that today? [jesus look at john incredulously] [john] oh shit i thought that was thursday. [runs hands down face slowly, then winces] could we just squeeze in one more supper? i promised mark and luke. and you know [ READ MORE ]
“yeah i really liked this guy. he was really really nice but sometimes i just think he was just, too good for me.” “what do you mean?” “like the other day he asked me if i thought the way i ended my conversation with the grocery store cashier was very polite. i said i didn’t remember. and then he [ READ MORE ]