Posts Tagged ‘ jeremy scott ’
“well hello there fine fellows and good day to you. yes, i was wondering if the use of this fine basketball court (taps court with cane) might be free for me and my colleagues to use this afternoon. you see we were developing quite the case of cabin feevah and were wondering if we might use [ READ MORE ]
jeremy scott strikes again. sporting the cartoon face of mickey mouse and having the ability to dispense candy, the shoe has gained popularity mostly with pedophiles and NAMBLA members. an interesting sidenote, once these shoes are put on, the wearer suddenly finds themselves ready and able to operate a steam engine. oswald the lucky rabbit shoes are still looking for a [ READ MORE ]
and so bridges the gap between me making fun of not just shoes, but all clothing and perhaps one day, the world. this zip up hoodie has the markings of a leopard, the shrunken monkey paws of a witch doctor, and the dignity of a lawyer chasing an ambulance. i want it. i want it [ READ MORE ]
say hello to the last pair of shoes you’ll ever have to buy that little brat. i’d like to get a tub of popcorn and a two way mirror and watch that little ingrate just try and get out of this foot straight jacket. you won’t even have to replace them for a bigger size as he gets older, because [ READ MORE ]
this shoe doesn’t care what you think of it. so beware before you sass this shoe about its three tongues because imagine the raspberry it could blow on you. you’d smell like spit afterwards that’s for sure. but if you insist on saying something smart-alecky to it, the silver lining is that it can’t actually talk back. i [ READ MORE ]
adidas once again flies too close to the sun bringing in guest designer jeremy scott, who apparently thinks this is an acceptable finished product. looks like wax and feathers to me. so whoever this jeremy scott is should probably rename himself daedalus, father of icarus. because this is a crash and burn if i’ve ever seen [ READ MORE ]