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bourgeoisie mockery

  • February 20th, 2010
  • Posted in character shoes . clothing . not quite shoes

“well hello there fine fellows and good day to you.  yes, i was wondering if the use of this fine basketball court (taps court with cane) might be free for me and my colleagues to use this afternoon.  you see we were developing quite the case of cabin feevah and were wondering if we might use [ READ MORE ]

i’ll buy four sets of clothing, two wagon axles and three sneaker tongues

  • September 26th, 2009
  • Posted in actually it's fine . mens shoes . ugly shoes

this shoe doesn’t care what you think of it.  so beware before you sass this shoe about its three tongues because imagine the raspberry it could blow on you.  you’d smell like spit afterwards that’s for sure.  but if you insist on saying something smart-alecky to it, the silver lining is that it can’t actually talk back.  i [ READ MORE ]

have fun getting your ass beat on the court

  • September 21st, 2009
  • Posted in mens shoes . poorly made shoes . ugly shoes

adidas once again flies too close to the sun bringing in guest designer jeremy scott, who apparently thinks this is an acceptable finished product.  looks like wax and feathers to me.  so whoever this jeremy scott is should probably rename himself daedalus, father of icarus.  because this is a crash and burn if i’ve ever seen [ READ MORE ]

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