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shoddy work? i’ll take seconds.

  • September 8th, 2009
  • Posted in poorly made shoes . ugly shoes

hey dolce and gabbana, who gave this the greenlight?  you’re telling me no one noticed that there was a mismatched seam right down the god damn front of this shoe.  not a trend.  not a trend for fall.  maybe d&g cobblers don’t know any better.  imagine the reaction of the d&g cobblers after mistakenly wandering into a shoe store which offers first [ READ MORE ]

christian louboutin takes inspiration from old chair

  • September 7th, 2009
  • Posted in frumpy shoes . ugly shoes

for those of you who thought the christian louboutin for phillip lim line for Fall 2009 meant a meeting of great fashion minded minds, think again.  the shoe pictured above, resembling a slide of irregular cells taken from a pap smear, clearly shows that louboutin is angry with phillip lim.  louboutin was quoted as saying, “i was at my [ READ MORE ]

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