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lonely housewife attempts to feign interest in hockey (a short story by crystal bee)

  • August 18th, 2009
  • Posted in lonely housewives . ugly shoes

“how about that goaler?  nothing gets in front of him!” she called out to his friends with a flirty wink.  burying his face in hands, old harold crunkshaw thought to himself, “i should have married that homely clever girl.” [ READ MORE ]

the peppermint schtick

  • August 17th, 2009
  • Posted in actually it's fine . character shoes . ugly shoes

when you’re wearing these snazzy heels from the DSQUARED2 line, be sure to click your heels together and say, “dsquared” three times.  the Canadian twin designers Dean and Dan Caten will appear in your living room, demand manhattans and make fun of what you’re wearing. [ READ MORE ]

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