bills shoes booze » christian dior http://billsshoesbooze.com snarky portland blogger clowns world. mostly shoes. Fri, 03 Sep 2010 05:40:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 a tiny bow http://billsshoesbooze.com/2010/02/a-tiny-bow/ http://billsshoesbooze.com/2010/02/a-tiny-bow/#comments Sat, 06 Feb 2010 22:44:40 +0000 crystal bee http://billsshoesbooze.com/?p=1901

*points a single index finger in the air*  “christian-”  *fist to mouth*  “christian i just-”

the sock is a failed attempt to try and keep that rogue toe/the toe bandit in line.  and god knows i hate a tiny bow.  they look chinsy and stupid.  they are in no way proportionate to a human body and are therefore unable to accent one.  how could they?  they’re so small.  i don’t know why people allow manufacturers to get away with this cheap malnourished embellishment over and over again.  it’s insulting.  i would rather have nothing.  i would rather go embellishment hungry.  examine the tiny bow photos below and see for yourself.  and please, if you or anyone you know is wearing shoes that have extremely tiny bows, get help removing them. 

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this is the first time the Dior line has been cited using what appear to be vaginas staple gunned shut down the forefoot of a shoe.  not white chicks are going crazy.

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