shitty beadwork ahoy!  few things in this world can manage to wrench an audible “sheesh” out of me.  and this fall 2010 boot lineup from chanel is one of them.  these shoes remind me of a horrible midriff scrunchie tee i used to wear in junior high that would always get me in trouble with babs.

but seriously all these styles look like they should be tagged together as pairs and thrown in a bin for fashion inferiors to sort through at a local kohls with wtf sizing like, “fits 6-7″.  and don’t think those kohls motherfuckers won’t sort.  they’ll sort like laotians on a quality control assembly line.  find their size and every god damn color left in it.  big ill-shaped asses in the air.  god i don’t even know why this makes me angry.

spring and summer 2010 is upon us.  and what has chanel brought us – more fall pumps.  like they always do.  yeah we’ll throw some confetti and blow a kazoo.  but we all know what’s coming.  a lot of ornate hardware and way too many fasteners.  every fucking year chanel.  in the photo above, it looks like a tiny parasitic laura bush is attached to the model’s foot.  oh, and i heard if you spend over $10,000 at the chanel store this year they’ll put a complimentary chastity belt on your eldest daughter’s hoo ha that only comes off with the swipe of a black credit card and a good family name.