Posts Tagged ‘ burger king ’
every time this song “carry out” by timbaland, featuring justin timberlake, comes on the radio i am absolutely disgusted. why? because it makes me think about fast food and sex at the same time. this causes me to think of sex as some sort of angioplastic exercise in which an inflated object is trying to [ READ MORE ]
forever 21 has taken the shoe of a man i would never date, and put a heel on it. so if you wanna be the hottest bitch in town flipping burgers who is also in perfect compliance with the burger king dress code, get your ass down to the mall and buy the mullet shoe. business in the [ READ MORE ]