Posts Tagged ‘ adidas x jeremy scott ’
jeremy scott strikes again. sporting the cartoon face of mickey mouse and having the ability to dispense candy, the shoe has gained popularity mostly with pedophiles and NAMBLA members. an interesting sidenote, once these shoes are put on, the wearer suddenly finds themselves ready and able to operate a steam engine. oswald the lucky rabbit shoes are still looking for a [ READ MORE ]
say hello to the last pair of shoes you’ll ever have to buy that little brat. i’d like to get a tub of popcorn and a two way mirror and watch that little ingrate just try and get out of this foot straight jacket. you won’t even have to replace them for a bigger size as he gets older, because [ READ MORE ]
this shoe doesn’t care what you think of it. so beware before you sass this shoe about its three tongues because imagine the raspberry it could blow on you. you’d smell like spit afterwards that’s for sure. but if you insist on saying something smart-alecky to it, the silver lining is that it can’t actually talk back. i [ READ MORE ]