these shoes look like they were constructed out of a bunch of old wood clocks made of glazed tree cross sections with “time to fish” engraved in the center. in other words, i don’t like them. i’d rather have big mouth billy the singing bass go off every time i’m trying to orgasm than wear these shoes. yep.
nicholas kirkwood fall 2010 pumps. i guess he can make beautiful shoes.
entropy reigns (ewan pearson ushers closed system dub) by kelly polar
gareth pugh is probably the most amazing designer of all time. signature elements of his costume inspired lines consist of inflatable clothing, vertical ponytails, and masks. it took me an hour to try and figure out which photos of his work i wanted to post. and then i could only narrow it down to 16. if you’d like to see more of gareth pugh, click here. god he’s good.
buckle booties by alexander mcqueen. fall 2010.
open your eyes by david guetta featuring the stereo mcs.
these look like something a brazilian elf would wear as he delivers innumerable ball in a cup games to poor children at brazilian christmas. they have that, right? elves and christmas and shit? well, christmas for sure. i don’t know about elves. not sure elves have spread that far south. great now i’m blogging about elves like they’re a disease or killer bees. *long exhale* i actually just googled “brazilian christmas elf”. google didn’t come up with anything. that’s how hard brazil DOESN’T have elves. i’m surprised some retarded dj hasn’t scooped that little gem up already for his stage name. should though.
(shoe submitted by keri chang)
galileo what the fuck?
i was in the Sweet FA Rock and Roll Fashion Show which was held September 4th, 2010 at Berbati’s Pan. you can see me in this video for like two entire seconds. i’m the second one out. it’s too bad you can’t see my shoes. i was wearing the “justina” by kelsi dagger pictured below. most definitely not an ugly shoe.
last i checked you didn’t need $1200 to let people know you’re a fucking unimaginative fallow skank. all you need is a low cut top and the ability to wink. doesn’t even have to be a good top.
regular old top’ll do.
i mean for christ sake’s if you really wanna get the rolling pin out just lean over and whisper in the sap’s ear, “don’t hit on my friends or say something racist and you might just get lucky tonight.” skip the shoes. truth’s free. plus you save on gas to the louboutin store.
and now that i am single fellas, you just might want to consider taking fujiya and miyagi’s advice.
shitty beadwork ahoy! few things in this world can manage to wrench an audible “sheesh” out of me. and this fall 2010 boot lineup from chanel is one of them. these shoes remind me of a horrible midriff scrunchie tee i used to wear in junior high that would always get me in trouble with babs.
but seriously all these styles look like they should be tagged together as pairs and thrown in a bin for fashion inferiors to sort through at a local kohls with wtf sizing like, “fits 6-7″. and don’t think those kohls motherfuckers won’t sort. they’ll sort like laotians on a quality control assembly line. find their size and every god damn color left in it. big ill-shaped asses in the air. god i don’t even know why this makes me angry.
