Archive for the ‘ ugly shoes ’ Category
i’m pretty sure i’ve seen this shoe sitting at an IT desk in the basement of my office building. this shoe is not just an IT guy, it is an asshole IT guy. the old fashioned, tye dye lovin’, stubborn, RPG addicted (probs makes characters hump), lack of hygiene, snorting, no social skills asshole IT [ READ MORE ]
there is no errand trivial enough to justify these bandana slip-ons seen at a truck stop by my brother outside of snoqualamie washington. (you know you’re getting some good footwear when it’s offered in a “twofer” deal) if you’re not near snoqualamie and you’ve gotta have these shoes – don’t worry – these shoes are also [ READ MORE ]
i like it how the designer, sarajevo belma arnautovic, specifies that these “dreamland inspired lolice shoes” were made to carry candy. only candy. as though no other objects could be carried by the shoes. so don’t you dare put baseball cards, moonpies or penny whistles in these shoes. they’re made for FUCKING candy ya hear? [ READ MORE ]
if this shoe were a man it would be a gay man that hosts a pornographic series entitled, “what is that?” in which straight guys are tricked into having homosexual sex. his catchphrase would be, “what’d you think it was?” (shoe submission by _gfunk) [ READ MORE ]
he would most certainly wear these because each victim would feel the kiss of death as he roundhouse kicked the life out of them. [ READ MORE ]
these shoes are made of a meltdown of blue, white, and green strips of leather, laser-compressed into a striated amalgam that looks, as balenciaga designer nicolas ghesquière joked, “like play-doh.” the shoes appear in the 2010 spring/summer line, though i haven’t seen them actually available for sale anywhere yet. wonder why. my number one guess [ READ MORE ]
the above video states that it used to be a fashion faux pas to wear socks with sandals but that now it’s a bold statement. hmmm. i’m not sure what bold statement these are making but i’m pretty sure it involves something about having someone get paid $20/hour just to make sure you don’t eat [ READ MORE ]
i think all old nasty cougs should be marked with this symbol. why should they be marked? for the safety of your friend’s and family’s sons. especially those who are employed as pool boys, gardeners, and plumbers. they deserve to hear a metaphorical gunshot before they’re hit (up) by a predatory old hag who spends [ READ MORE ]
nuff said. [ READ MORE ]
so this christian louboutin over the knee boot for fall 2010 is made of black suede and fox fur pompoms. it looks like a game of pin the tail on the donkey. or i suppose it would be pin the tail on the fox. i imagine this leaves foxes pretty upset as their tails were [ READ MORE ]