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finally, a shoe for the chubby chaser. strap these on your feet and you’ll have adorably overweight bachelors biting at your ankles in no time. who said the only way to a man’s heart was through his stomach? oh wait. [ READ MORE ]
women must look at this shoe and think of it as a stable investment for their wardrobe portfolio. basic colorway. easy slip-on style. manageable heel. i can hear their comments mid-try on now: “i do wear a lot of brown.” “god charles i really think i could wear these.” if footwear is a financial investment – then these shoes would be the equivalent [ READ MORE ]
hey you with the buffalo check everything and floral grandma prints. if you’re looking for a break from your closet full of flat canvas shoes and unflattering ankle booties – try a shoe. any shoe really, that might not make it a such a chore to see how attractive you really are. [ READ MORE ]
archeologists working in a rural area of the United Kingdom may have just unearthed a piece of literary history today – a shoe. currently, this shoe is thought to be the un-incinerated other wedding shoe owned by the infamous character Miss Havisham created by Charles Dickens. inspired by this find, Henry Kaye has designed a [ READ MORE ]
it’s true. doctors no longer have their patient’s best interests in mind. take dr. scholl’s for instance. telling women that if they just slip these on once a day it will alleviate lower back pain and provide “proper support” for feet. will it? sure it will. but what else will it do? it might surprise [ READ MORE ]
next time you’re on a terrible first date, instead of having your friend text you in the middle with a fake emergency, just slip these babies into your purse before you enter uncharted man territory. at the first sign of trouble just get your secret weapons out of your purse and put them on. make [ READ MORE ]
looks like it was “bring your kid to work day” at the Office shoe design center. however, if you insist on looking like Ariel the mermaid after she found her legs, land, eric not to be what she dreamed, a drug abuse problem and more than a few hard nights by all means skip your [ READ MORE ]
these look like something the seductive cartoon Jessica Rabbit would wear. but if you’re not a cartoon character you should probably put these back on the shelf, walk slowly out of the room and softly click the door shut behind you. if you simply insist on framing yourself for a fashion crime - just don’t [ READ MORE ]
his love for the Atlanta Hawks will always surpass his love for you even if you are securely buckled into this commitment. so you can go ahead and stop complaining about how mike bibby just gave up in the third period and chatting up strangers about how johnson really needs to be scoring more basketballs. [ READ MORE ]
ne’er did I think anything could be more appropriate for a kindergarten teacher than a denim jumpsuit with sewn on apple patches. i stand corrected. i love you camper but sometimes i think you created the twins line just to hurt me. so i think i’ll keep my digits off these digits if you know [ READ MORE ]