Archive for the ‘ ugly shoes ’ Category
since the real roger vivier passed away in 1998, allow me to remind his successor bruno frisoni at the house of roger vivier, that design when applied to clothing, is generally thought of as the fusion of aesthetics and function. this is a shoe. what are shoes for? 1. walking 2. keeping the soles of our feet [ READ MORE ]
large investment purchases like these giuseppe zanotti sandals for spring 2010 have some would-be criminals subscribing to the “buy now, kill later” philosophy. not such a safe bet considering the current economic climate and the shortage of “jobs” available… but that’s not stopping some of the more overzealous dregs of society from stepping up their [ READ MORE ]
as if women don’t talk enough. now their very shoes need to become fragments of words and sentences thrown together in a jumble that holds as much value and meaning as their seemingly incessant chitter chatter. IE NONE. plus what’s up with the super groovy font? is this my 8th grade binder? am i right fellas? [ READ MORE ]
viktor and rolf’s father, a famous cast iron waffle iron maker, dreamed one day his sons would take over the family business. his sons dreamed of careers in fashion design and a life bigger than a small town economically supported by waffle iron makery could afford. so one day they left. they became very successful [ READ MORE ]
velcro miu miu? really? these shoes look like spies that are wearing all of their disguises at once. and they look a fool doing it. a fool i tell you! god i just can’t get over that velcro. did miuccia prada just shrug her shoulders and go, “well, it’s not prada now is it?” or maybe, [ READ MORE ]
a hesitant and quiet clapping followed this horribly disfigured shoe’s final walk down the runway last week in paris. [ READ MORE ]
i’m pretty sure i’ve seen this shoe sitting at an IT desk in the basement of my office building. this shoe is not just an IT guy, it is an asshole IT guy. the old fashioned, tye dye lovin’, stubborn, RPG addicted (probs makes characters hump), lack of hygiene, snorting, no social skills asshole IT [ READ MORE ]
there is no errand trivial enough to justify these bandana slip-ons seen at a truck stop by my brother outside of snoqualamie washington. (you know you’re getting some good footwear when it’s offered in a “twofer” deal) if you’re not near snoqualamie and you’ve gotta have these shoes – don’t worry – these shoes are also [ READ MORE ]
i like it how the designer, sarajevo belma arnautovic, specifies that these “dreamland inspired lolice shoes” were made to carry candy. only candy. as though no other objects could be carried by the shoes. so don’t you dare put baseball cards, moonpies or penny whistles in these shoes. they’re made for FUCKING candy ya hear? [ READ MORE ]
if this shoe were a man it would be a gay man that hosts a pornographic series entitled, “what is that?” in which straight guys are tricked into having homosexual sex. his catchphrase would be, “what’d you think it was?” (shoe submission by _gfunk) [ READ MORE ]