Archive for the ‘ ugly shoes ’ Category
i can only think of one practical use for these. you ready? okay so you’re in mexico, right? and someone breaks into your house in a murderous and potentially burglarous rage. you hide behind the drapes. IT WORKS. cause the murglars would be all like, “oh let’s grab this mexican flatscreen but if you see somebody kill them” and they’d scan [ READ MORE ]
when i first saw these canvas cotton boots by jo no fui, they had so much flare on, i almost tried to order a bloomin’ onion and a weak cocktail from them. hold your breath because i’m about to tell you how much they cost. $1,925. let me spell it out. nineteen hundred twenty five dollars. for [ READ MORE ]
before i blog about this spring 2010 balmain sandal please excuse me as i grab an acid wash levi’s jacket with faux sheepskin collar. *puts on imaginary whack-jack* ah, that’s better. this is just a repackaged teva isn’t it balmain? whatever it is, it makes me want to rent Sister Act and listen to Nirvana on [ READ MORE ]
yeah this might be okay if it was firmly fastened to the end of a hobo’s stick. and that hobo was on a refrigerated boxcar on a train headed north. [ READ MORE ]
since the real roger vivier passed away in 1998, allow me to remind his successor bruno frisoni at the house of roger vivier, that design when applied to clothing, is generally thought of as the fusion of aesthetics and function. this is a shoe. what are shoes for? 1. walking 2. keeping the soles of our feet [ READ MORE ]
large investment purchases like these giuseppe zanotti sandals for spring 2010 have some would-be criminals subscribing to the “buy now, kill later” philosophy. not such a safe bet considering the current economic climate and the shortage of “jobs” available… but that’s not stopping some of the more overzealous dregs of society from stepping up their [ READ MORE ]
as if women don’t talk enough. now their very shoes need to become fragments of words and sentences thrown together in a jumble that holds as much value and meaning as their seemingly incessant chitter chatter. IE NONE. plus what’s up with the super groovy font? is this my 8th grade binder? am i right fellas? [ READ MORE ]
viktor and rolf’s father, a famous cast iron waffle iron maker, dreamed one day his sons would take over the family business. his sons dreamed of careers in fashion design and a life bigger than a small town economically supported by waffle iron makery could afford. so one day they left. they became very successful [ READ MORE ]
velcro miu miu? really? these shoes look like spies that are wearing all of their disguises at once. and they look a fool doing it. a fool i tell you! god i just can’t get over that velcro. did miuccia prada just shrug her shoulders and go, “well, it’s not prada now is it?” or maybe, [ READ MORE ]
a hesitant and quiet clapping followed this horribly disfigured shoe’s final walk down the runway last week in paris. [ READ MORE ]