Archive for the ‘ ugly shoes ’ Category
if you own these shoes you might also own a lowrider with some kind of a thug word in Old English nearly blacking out the rear window. you also probably have a girlfriend who is always, “up your ass”. but i bet she’d probly cap that attitude if she had any idea who she was dealing with. [ READ MORE ]
“oh, hey i work for dolce and gabbana and i have an idea for a shoe, let’s put a pearl between two clam shells.” come on. now when dolce and gabbana move into a new neighborhood, they have to inform all other neighborhood residents living within one mile. tomatoes are thrown. doesn’t seem to be much [ READ MORE ]
hey baby do you need me to get you anything but tampons and vagisil from the store? no? okay. i’m just gonna go then in these swishy gaucho-esque mesh shorts. love you. [ READ MORE ]
hey dolce and gabbana, who gave this the greenlight? you’re telling me no one noticed that there was a mismatched seam right down the god damn front of this shoe. not a trend. not a trend for fall. maybe d&g cobblers don’t know any better. imagine the reaction of the d&g cobblers after mistakenly wandering into a shoe store which offers first [ READ MORE ]
for those of you who thought the christian louboutin for phillip lim line for Fall 2009 meant a meeting of great fashion minded minds, think again. the shoe pictured above, resembling a slide of irregular cells taken from a pap smear, clearly shows that louboutin is angry with phillip lim. louboutin was quoted as saying, “i was at my [ READ MORE ]
this black boot by Kickers was the first of many shoes to recently be diagnosed with having down syndrome. crystal bee interviewed dr. karl lee from oregon health and sciences university. here is the transcript of that interview. crystal bee: “so dr. lee, in a case of shoe down syndrome, is it the shoe’s 21st chromosome as it [ READ MORE ]
once again bored of halloween, jack skellington decides to become a woman. it was this givenchy boot that made the pumpkin king scream with delight as he was shopping for his new look. but don’t worry, after this transformation “the slightest little effort of his ghost like charms” will prove to be even more effective in scaring grown men. [ READ MORE ]
juicy couture has finally decided to watermark their boots as though they are worth it. the watermark is just a very light etching of the logo all over the upper of the boot. dumb sluts who don’t remember exactly what their boots looked like before they attended tenth grade gym class (and want to ensure that one [ READ MORE ]
these’ll probably add to an outfit. there will probably be some enhancement of look going on once these are in place. they’re a work of art. a Picasso really, the way they make your ass your feet. they also might make my hand your face. don’t read that sentence again though. [ READ MORE ]
this looks like a graphic design major’s final photoshop project. who would really want this shoe other than batman’s poison ivy? i’m sure she would “bee” delighted to take them off of the shopkeep’s hands as she would find them absolutely “de-vine” and thereafter never let them “leaf” her site. and, as she told lady freeze when she pulled [ READ MORE ]