Archive for the ‘ ugly shoes ’ Category
you know your man still thinks of you as a sexual entity when he buys you these sexy grandpa slippers with attached broom and dustpan. because there’s nothing sexier than looking like a hunchback with flat arches shuffling across the floor that gave you wrinkles and grey hair to buy. not to mention the incessant banging noise that [ READ MORE ]
BLEEDING WITH SARCASM –> somewhere between x-men fanatics and furries is apparently a customer base large enough to support this. <– BLEEDING WITH SARCASM for some reason when i look at these shoes i imagine the person wearing them is an emotionally stunted 40 year old man in an old ratty Garfield t-shirt too short for his chili [ READ MORE ]
i guess grandma got her groove back. but what dollhouse has forgotten, is that when grandma gets her groove back, no one wants to see it or know about it. shit just ain’t fit. plus grandpa would roll over in his grave. or worse, shakily aim a rifle at a young hustler who’s just trying [ READ MORE ]
i can only think of one practical use for these. you ready? okay so you’re in mexico, right? and someone breaks into your house in a murderous and potentially burglarous rage. you hide behind the drapes. IT WORKS. cause the murglars would be all like, “oh let’s grab this mexican flatscreen but if you see somebody kill them” and they’d scan [ READ MORE ]
more candy shoes from sarajevo belma arnautovic. good luck getting through an airport with this shit on. you’d probably never make your gate anyways what with all the delays in security and all the lady gaga signatures you’d have to produce for demanding fans. [ READ MORE ]
happy fourth of july everyone! even you, you piece of shit FOX-watching fuckfaces who are eating blended meat products and pissing in the bushes of my local park right now. i like what you’re doing with your independence there. [ READ MORE ]
sick. the last thing i want is glen quagmire to have a bird’s eye view of my pussy. a little too uncle rico for me if YOU KNOW WHU I’M SAYIN’?!!?!?!? GET IT?!!?! A LITTLE TOO UNCLE RICO? CAUSE RICO’S ALL CREEPY ‘N WHACK ‘N SHIT. SHIT’S FUNNY YO. [ READ MORE ]
when i first saw these canvas cotton boots by jo no fui, they had so much flare on, i almost tried to order a bloomin’ onion and a weak cocktail from them. hold your breath because i’m about to tell you how much they cost. $1,925. let me spell it out. nineteen hundred twenty five dollars. for [ READ MORE ]
before i blog about this spring 2010 balmain sandal please excuse me as i grab an acid wash levi’s jacket with faux sheepskin collar. *puts on imaginary whack-jack* ah, that’s better. this is just a repackaged teva isn’t it balmain? whatever it is, it makes me want to rent Sister Act and listen to Nirvana on [ READ MORE ]
yeah this might be okay if it was firmly fastened to the end of a hobo’s stick. and that hobo was on a refrigerated boxcar on a train headed north. [ READ MORE ]