Archive for the ‘ ugly shoes ’ Category
this model has a huge dump in her pants and is missing at least one toe from her left foot. but i digress. this shoe makes your ankle and foot look like a full blown sith lord. these shoes could not, however, choke me to death telekinetically and are therefore a pathetic farse for one. unfortunately, i have [ READ MORE ]
that star looks real pointy. this picture is actually making me squint instinctively for ocular protection. if she brings that damn thing any closer she’s going to cut her own orbits off. and once the picture is taken what does the star do? i’ll tell you what that star doesn’t do. it doesn’t collapse into [ READ MORE ]
top of the platform you’re good to go for another 3,000 miles. [ READ MORE ]
it’s really important to not let anyone know you’re wearing rainboots. it’s also important that they have laces. because without the need for laces all of the parts of the boot might actually be physically attached to each other and therefore not able to let rain in. and if you’re not letting any rain in, [ READ MORE ]
i’m going to be honest with you. this does take some of the magic out of cinderella for me. imagining her poor dirty housemaid’s feet shoved into inflexible glass shoe forms. gross. right? i bet they looked like ass. they always leave the “bleeding like a faucet and hunchback-like limping” part out of her grand entrance into [ READ MORE ]
nina ricci’s entire spring 2010 line of shoes, seem to have contracted some sort of doily-esque flesh eating disease. this makes the women who wear them look like they have whatever robin williams had in that movie jack. 30 year old women trapped in the wardrobe of someone, at least four times their age. i guess it might be hot in [ READ MORE ]
is there a lamaze class around here? i just don’t know- *gasp* nascar has- nascar has designed a line of women’s shoes. there. i said it. i just don’t think people understand that leather producing animals die for these kind of ridiculous whims. don’t get me wrong i’m no vegetarian but there is no need to be killing fucking [ READ MORE ]
even ugly bitches can stop traffic in these. and who knows what the hell they’ll stop it for. cookies? oprah? to read you a chapter out of the latest twilight? to tell you they’ll do some of those things other girls won’t do followed by a very obvious wink. *shudder* let’s make it a real team [ READ MORE ]
voodoo doll shoes. whoever you choose for the shoe doll to represent can be put through various forms of torture through simple witchcraft. you could stand across the room from an evil coworker, all the while stomping your feet like a two year old having a fit. soon they will have to take their lunch [ READ MORE ]
and the winner is…………… paris hilton. this was not a halloween costume, repeat, this was not a halloween costume. but to support the guesses, she does have long thin legs and size 11 feet, making her lower body structure look much like a man’s. [ READ MORE ]