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has anyone seen trixie? yeah we’re trying shoot the snake heels? hello? hey you seen trixie? [ READ MORE ]
this model has a huge dump in her pants and is missing at least one toe from her left foot. but i digress. this shoe makes your ankle and foot look like a full blown sith lord. these shoes could not, however, choke me to death telekinetically and are therefore a pathetic farse for one. unfortunately, i have [ READ MORE ]
i’m going to be honest with you. this does take some of the magic out of cinderella for me. imagining her poor dirty housemaid’s feet shoved into inflexible glass shoe forms. gross. right? i bet they looked like ass. they always leave the “bleeding like a faucet and hunchback-like limping” part out of her grand entrance into [ READ MORE ]
finally a solution for those who want to hide the ankles that low fat milk has cursed them with. waa waaaaa waaaaaaaaaa. [ READ MORE ]
*points a single index finger in the air* “christian-” *fist to mouth* “christian i just-” the sock is a failed attempt to try and keep that rogue toe/the toe bandit in line. and god knows i hate a tiny bow. they look chinsy and stupid. they are in no way proportionate to a human body and are therefore unable to accent one. how [ READ MORE ]
(since you probs won’t be able to look at this photo very long, i invite you to scroll down until it’s off the screen and just read the description of it i have written below) if this picture could speak a thousand words, some of them would probably be “pierre and i had a few too [ READ MORE ]
there are many signs that one has become schizophrenic. such as hallucinations or bizarre delusions. for example, one imagining they suddenly have the ability to design shoes. or the ability to decipher whether or not a product has a market. because an oversized leopard print fading in and out of a red-orange backdrop is not [ READ MORE ]
shoe shoon; verb, shod or shoed, shod or shoed or shod⋅den, shoe⋅ing. –noun 1. an external covering for the human foot, usually of leather and consisting of a more or less stiff or heavy sole and a lighter upper part ending a short distance above, at, or below the ankle. 2. an object or part resembling a shoe in form, [ READ MORE ]
this bahia python print ankle cuff sandal by cocobelle has, but at the same time has not, knocked my socks off. i’m not sure milla jojovich could have pulled these off in the fifth element, so i’m not sure how some regular jo blo is supposed to. bruce willis might have had to multi pass [ READ MORE ]