Archive for the ‘ trashy shoes ’ Category
is there a lamaze class around here? i just don’t know- *gasp* nascar has- nascar has designed a line of women’s shoes. there. i said it. i just don’t think people understand that leather producing animals die for these kind of ridiculous whims. don’t get me wrong i’m no vegetarian but there is no need to be killing fucking [ READ MORE ]
because it’s so difficult to actually put socks on. and also because red mary janes shoes really go with tall basketball socks. because those items should be paired together. i know. let’s make it permanent. and rubber. (shoe suggestion by beth ramsey anderson) [ READ MORE ]
what the fuck this? a japanese commercial for juice? i am so angry right now. sometimes i wish spiderman’s uncle ben could sit down and have a serious chat with everyone who knows how to photoshop about the responsibilities that come with that kind of knowledge, with those kind of skills. but i bet instead of listening [ READ MORE ]
there are many signs that one has become schizophrenic. such as hallucinations or bizarre delusions. for example, one imagining they suddenly have the ability to design shoes. or the ability to decipher whether or not a product has a market. because an oversized leopard print fading in and out of a red-orange backdrop is not [ READ MORE ]
once again people, the theme this week is mad max, waterworld and the fifth element. one positive thing about this balenciaga heel is that it is perfectly legal for walking to work in the snow. you can also use the chain to fashion this into a wristwatch. the six inch heel acts as the gnomon of a [ READ MORE ]
hey what belt should i wear with these jeans? oh i don’t know maybe it doesn’t even fucking matter. [ READ MORE ]
this boot by rsvp has been given the name “stefania”. undoubtedly rsvp is trying to honor the generations of russian hookers that have come before. i will however, be rsvp-ing no to the boot festivities. the only thing this boot might be good for is a candy bag for a young witch on halloween. and even then it’s weird [ READ MORE ]
these shoes look like a sleezy dude. i would therefore never wear them, especially if i was wearing a skirt. because these shoes would most def be looking up my skirt all day and talking to me like a god damn guido going, “ey! nice!” or “why don’t you let shoezy up dere! dis is torture down here!” then [ READ MORE ]
some might say these aphrodite heels that were designed for prostitutes have become a (laughs to self) platform for public discussion. they have gps tracking, an alarm system and a panic button to alert local law enforcement officials on the heel. all of this was designed to keep sex workers safe. i actually have an idea of [ READ MORE ]
well if this isn’t the equivalent of a catbell for a human woman then i don’t know what it is. how could you stand the sound of faux leather tassles slapping around every time you took a step? i just hope those who have homes or workplaces with especially long and usually abandoned hallways have [ READ MORE ]