Archive for the ‘ trashy shoes ’ Category
he would most certainly wear these because each victim would feel the kiss of death as he roundhouse kicked the life out of them. [ READ MORE ]
the above video states that it used to be a fashion faux pas to wear socks with sandals but that now it’s a bold statement. hmmm. i’m not sure what bold statement these are making but i’m pretty sure it involves something about someone getting paid $20/hour just to make sure you don’t eat a [ READ MORE ]
but not the hilarity you’re probably thinking of. not the hilarious and often heartwarming hollywood moment when all the shoes at that midwestern shoe high school transcend superficiality and say something like, “hey we’re all different, but we’re still shoes right? we’re in this life together!” no. i’m talking about the hilarity that comes as gorgeous louboutin [ READ MORE ]
old jelly legs up there never stops workin’ that pole. and she’s doing it without toes. an inspiration to all of us really. and we have toes. makes you think. (shoe submission by beth ramsey anderson) [ READ MORE ]
is there a lamaze class around here? i just don’t know- *gasp* nascar has- nascar has designed a line of women’s shoes. there. i said it. i just don’t think people understand that leather producing animals die for these kind of ridiculous whims. don’t get me wrong i’m no vegetarian but there is no need to be killing fucking [ READ MORE ]
because it’s so difficult to actually put socks on. and also because red mary janes shoes really go with tall basketball socks. because those items should be paired together. i know. let’s make it permanent. and rubber. (shoe suggestion by beth ramsey anderson) [ READ MORE ]
what the fuck this? a japanese commercial for juice? i am so angry right now. sometimes i wish spiderman’s uncle ben could sit down and have a serious chat with everyone who knows how to photoshop about the responsibilities that come with that kind of knowledge, with those kind of skills. but i bet instead of listening [ READ MORE ]
there are many signs that one has become schizophrenic. such as hallucinations or bizarre delusions. for example, one imagining they suddenly have the ability to design shoes. or the ability to decipher whether or not a product has a market. because an oversized leopard print fading in and out of a red-orange backdrop is not [ READ MORE ]
once again people, the theme this week is mad max, waterworld and the fifth element. one positive thing about this balenciaga heel is that it is perfectly legal for walking to work in the snow. you can also use the chain to fashion this into a wristwatch. the six inch heel acts as the gnomon of a [ READ MORE ]
hey what belt should i wear with these jeans? oh i don’t know maybe it doesn’t even fucking matter. [ READ MORE ]