Archive for the ‘ too sparkly ’ Category
when i first saw these canvas cotton boots by jo no fui, they had so much flare on, i almost tried to order a bloomin’ onion and a weak cocktail from them. hold your breath because i’m about to tell you how much they cost. $1,925. let me spell it out. nineteen hundred twenty five dollars. for [ READ MORE ]
large investment purchases like these giuseppe zanotti sandals for spring 2010 have some would-be criminals subscribing to the “buy now, kill later” philosophy. not such a safe bet considering the current economic climate and the shortage of “jobs” available… but that’s not stopping some of the more overzealous dregs of society from stepping up their [ READ MORE ]
cacharel has created these, if i may be so uncreative, super stupid boots for spring 2010. a boot one thinks they need but cannot afford, and once they can afford it, they no longer need. probably due to improved taste and increased options. though they would look great filled with flowers in babs’s guest room. right [ READ MORE ]
thought you weren’t taking any calls lady gaga. thought you were up in that club. married to dance. turns out no. you’re in a subpar interview with a too hip couch sportin’ half lavender hair. but i can see where the inspiration for the song came from. what with a phone hat ‘n’ all. i bet [ READ MORE ]
this is what this shoe would say. you’re a runway from 2010 you say? well how the bloody hell did i get here? doc was supposed to send me to 1955! that way i could look super futuristic and hot at prom in order to attract my future son’s father. but now all i am is [ READ MORE ]
not. go to trade school. or rather gay school. billy, obviously a young gay, will never make it as a designer with this kind of work. but that won’t stop older male designers from “taking billy under their wing” and showing him a “thing or two”. such as expanding his material sources beyond bead it! and his [ READ MORE ]