Archive for the ‘ sneakers ’ Category
air jordans create a high heeled sexy version of the sneaker for women who like to look good on all types of asphalt. in short, they are made for ridiculous women with ridiculous, little or no style. look at them. this has to be at least 10 times worse than when michael jordan took an ill fated stab [ READ MORE ]
shoes like the one you see in the photo above are having a hard time getting health insurance. why? because they have hyperglossia (oversized tongue) accompanied with a pre-existing condition of epilepsy. the risk of these shoes dying or becoming injured via tongue swallow during epileptic seizure is high. insurance companies are turning them away at the door. family [ READ MORE ]
jeremy scott strikes again. sporting the cartoon face of mickey mouse and having the ability to dispense candy, the shoe has gained popularity mostly with pedophiles and NAMBLA members. an interesting sidenote, once these shoes are put on, the wearer suddenly finds themselves ready and able to operate a steam engine. oswald the lucky rabbit shoes are still looking for a [ READ MORE ]
forever 21 has taken the shoe of a man i would never date, and put a heel on it. so if you wanna be the hottest bitch in town flipping burgers who is also in perfect compliance with the burger king dress code, get your ass down to the mall and buy the mullet shoe. business in the [ READ MORE ]
alright little missy elliott. so. cowboy stitchwork. reptile print. pink sole. sneaker. boot. ankle strap. stripes. laces. contrast stitch. bedazzled logo. whatever all these things do together as a whole better cure cancer because there is no other fucking excuse. i’m having a really hard time deciding how and when i will kill the bitch [ READ MORE ]
starts November 12, 2009/thursday/tomorrow the following shoes among others will be clowned, harshly. look forward to seeing you. xoxo, crystal bee. [ READ MORE ]
jeremy scott has obviously tapped into this fall’s peacock trend by creating a men’s sneaker with an oversized tongue that resembles the upright feathers of a male peacock. while lots of girlfriends and wives haved picked up the sneaker and shown interest, the boyfriends and husbands as of yet seem uninterested. [ READ MORE ]