Archive for the ‘ sneakers ’ Category
facebook continues to imitate life. why am i starting to feel like R.J. MacReady in John Carpenter’s The Thing? oh wait i know. because i’m starting to think a parasitic alien life form named facebook attacked and then assimilated all my friends and turned them into asinine streams of 11 word sentences that only LOOK like my friends. [ READ MORE ]
this sb skunk dunk comes with a leafy green exterior, stash pocket and the image of a heavy lidded skunk printed on the sole. it is being released by nike in a few days on 4-20. real clever nike. as if people who love to, as i say, “do the weed” aren’t annoying enough, now they get to [ READ MORE ]
a guy walks down the street in a long sleeved henley with a button up hawaiian shirt over it. his hands are tucked into the pockets of the raggiest jeans ever that are so out of date (levi’s pipeleg silvertabs or something) they must be his older brother’s. he throws me a nod and tells me, “nice [ READ MORE ]
shoewawa.com blog entry too good not to repost. love, crystal bee. Regretsy pick: Shoes of the Damned Regretsy, for those of you aren’t addicted, is a site dedicated to finding the funny, ugly and disgusting highlights of crafty marketplace Etsy. Not for the faint hearted, I’ve seen everything on here from a childbirth doll to poncho especially created for a chick [ READ MORE ]
glue is not a license. period. i just can’t emphasize that enough anymore. i’m not sure why kids have access to glue at all. because when a kid makes a stupid painting, it’s hard enough to smile and say, “hey that looks great.” but when they bring you a bunch of bullshit sparkles, cotton balls, [ READ MORE ]
thx punk rose for making this ridiculous shoe entitled “queen”. and that’s what she who wears this shoe is, the queen of refuse. so bow down to her if you want, bow to her. bow to the queen of slime, the queen of filth, the queen of putrescence. boo. boo. rubbish. filth. slime. muck. boo. [ READ MORE ]
this looks like the foot of a dinosaur. a big clunky shapeless dinosaur foot. no it’s actually more clunky and shapeless than that. it looks more like the foot of a snowdinosaur that a young dinosaur would make. basically this shoe resembles nothing. maybe some rotten mango fruit satan would eat. maybe some egg carton foam [ READ MORE ]
barack obama has been declared mvp of 2008 by air jordans. apparently obama has won another award he has yet to prove he is worthy for. if he can or will dunk has yet to be seen. maybe air jordans meant most valuable president. sorry nicholas sarkozy. p.s. it was carla that lost it for you. p.s. who drew that [ READ MORE ]
apparently. there is a brand of shoes called scripts christian shoes that make sneakers with bible verses on them. the verse featured on the above sneaks is phillipians 4:13, which says, “i can do all things through christ who strengthens me.” i think that verse might be better suited for a pair of high heels don’t you think? which are [ READ MORE ]
for some reason, thelovelybride dot com thinks they can take a shoe i paid $9.99 for at payless in 1995, market it as a wedding shoe and sell it for $140.00. the jig’s up lovelybride. i’d like to hear what star jones, the spokeswoman for payless shoe source has to say about this. perhaps had [ READ MORE ]