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  • February 28th, 2010
  • Posted in frumpy shoes . old shoes . shoes for the frigid . ugly shoes

nina ricci’s entire spring 2010 line of shoes, seem to have contracted some sort of doily-esque flesh eating disease.  this makes the women who wear them look like they have whatever robin williams had in that movie jack.  30 year old women trapped in the wardrobe of someone, at least four times their age.  i guess it might be hot in [ READ MORE ]

nothing says my vagina’s frozen over like a pair of chanel pumps

  • February 5th, 2010
  • Posted in fancy pants shoes . shoes for the frigid . ugly shoes

spring and summer 2010 is upon us.  and what has chanel brought us – more fall pumps.  like they always do.  yeah we’ll throw some confetti and blow a kazoo.  but we all know what’s coming.  a lot of ornate hardware and way too many fasteners.  every fucking year chanel.  in the photo above, it looks like a tiny [ READ MORE ]

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