Archive for the ‘ shoes for sluts ’ Category
BLOG boy life must be good. because i can see that it says right here… *puts glasses lower on nose and leans forward* that you are quote lovin’ life unquote. these sheepskin boots by koolaburra manage to be an UGG and Ed Hardy knockoff at the same time. but they also let everyone know who happens to [ READ MORE ]
these platform ankle boots, like those that wear them, were hot ten years ago. chinese laundry has named this boot “never”. which is rather fitting, as you should never put an hourglass heel on a boot made in this millenium. you should also never price it reasonably, thereby making it available to sluts. without a shadow [ READ MORE ]
alright little missy elliott. so. cowboy stitchwork. reptile print. pink sole. sneaker. boot. ankle strap. stripes. laces. contrast stitch. bedazzled logo. whatever all these things do together as a whole better cure cancer because there is no other fucking excuse. i’m having a really hard time deciding how and when i will kill the bitch [ READ MORE ]
except first dates, family reunions, job interviews, churches, iraq, elementary schools, work, an all races depicted equally porn rally, brigham young university or bed. what? you don’t wear shoes to bed. [ READ MORE ]
if this bitch turned up at my wedding with these shoes on i would pick her up, turn her upside down and shake her. then i’d break her shoes open over the edge of a pew and shake the released flowers all down my glorious bridal runway and say, “c’mon flower girl do your job. do your ONLY fucking job! [ READ MORE ]
if mrs. claus wore these shoes by roger vivier a little more often, i bet santa would buy her a lot of toys for christmas this year. or maybe trey from sex and the city would ask her out. or elmer fudd. or hell i probly would. she’s hot. [ READ MORE ]
mom, great i was hoping to reach you. listen i met this girl. (laughs to himself) she’s everything i ever wanted in a woman. she’s kind and warm and sharing. she likes the same things as me. she hates the same things as me. it’s like, wow. AND we have the best time together. she’s beautiful. basically [ READ MORE ]
juicy couture has finally decided to watermark their boots as though they are worth it. the watermark is just a very light etching of the logo all over the upper of the boot. dumb sluts who don’t remember exactly what their boots looked like before they attended tenth grade gym class (and want to ensure that one [ READ MORE ]
just givenchy to the desire to in fact, not save a horse. if and when these shoes hit the market the amount of horses that will be saved will be zero. all horses will be ridden at all times. there will not be a single horse un-ridden. most likely unicorns as well. if you believe [ READ MORE ]
ellie the chemist wondered one day what would happen if she put her brother’s 1993 b.u.m. equipment jeans, a grip of Lucite, elmer’s glue and a bunch of church table legs into an old whiskey barrel and got to mixin’. (shoe submission by Beth Ramsey Anderson) [ READ MORE ]