Archive for the ‘ shoes for sluts ’ Category
i guess grandma got her groove back. but what dollhouse has forgotten, is that when grandma gets her groove back, no one wants to see it or know about it. shit just ain’t fit. plus grandpa would roll over in his grave. or worse, shakily aim a rifle at a young hustler who’s just trying [ READ MORE ]
he would most certainly wear these because each victim would feel the kiss of death as he roundhouse kicked the life out of them. [ READ MORE ]
but not the hilarity you’re probably thinking of. not the hilarious and often heartwarming hollywood moment when all the shoes at that midwestern shoe high school transcend superficiality and say something like, “hey we’re all different, but we’re still shoes right? we’re in this life together!” no. i’m talking about the hilarity that comes as gorgeous louboutin [ READ MORE ]
old jelly legs up there never stops workin’ that pole. and she’s doing it without toes. an inspiration to all of us really. and we have toes. makes you think. (shoe submission by beth ramsey anderson) [ READ MORE ]
what the fuck this? a japanese commercial for juice? i am so angry right now. sometimes i wish spiderman’s uncle ben could sit down and have a serious chat with everyone who knows how to photoshop about the responsibilities that come with that kind of knowledge, with those kind of skills. but i bet instead of listening [ READ MORE ]
there are many signs that one has become schizophrenic. such as hallucinations or bizarre delusions. for example, one imagining they suddenly have the ability to design shoes. or the ability to decipher whether or not a product has a market. because an oversized leopard print fading in and out of a red-orange backdrop is not [ READ MORE ]
hey what belt should i wear with these jeans? oh i don’t know maybe it doesn’t even fucking matter. [ READ MORE ]
this boot by rsvp has been given the name “stefania”. undoubtedly rsvp is trying to honor the generations of russian hookers that have come before. i will however, be rsvp-ing no to the boot festivities. the only thing this boot might be good for is a candy bag for a young witch on halloween. and even then it’s weird [ READ MORE ]
some might say these aphrodite heels that were designed for prostitutes have become a (laughs to self) platform for public discussion. they have gps tracking, an alarm system and a panic button to alert local law enforcement officials on the heel. all of this was designed to keep sex workers safe. i actually have an idea of [ READ MORE ]
skanks have found a new way to keep the superfluous fur (supfurfluous roflamo) on their boots neat and tidy. they are simply belting it down. this gives me an idea of what to do the next time i accidentally walk into mariposa or wet seal. i’ll just grab a handful of faux leather belts off the rack, and tie up [ READ MORE ]