Archive for the ‘ shoes for sluts ’ Category
what the fuck this? a japanese commercial for juice? i am so angry right now. sometimes i wish spiderman’s uncle ben could sit down and have a serious chat with everyone who knows how to photoshop about the responsibilities that come with that kind of knowledge, with those kind of skills. but i bet instead of listening [ READ MORE ]
there are many signs that one has become schizophrenic. such as hallucinations or bizarre delusions. for example, one imagining they suddenly have the ability to design shoes. or the ability to decipher whether or not a product has a market. because an oversized leopard print fading in and out of a red-orange backdrop is not [ READ MORE ]
hey what belt should i wear with these jeans? oh i don’t know maybe it doesn’t even fucking matter. [ READ MORE ]
this boot by rsvp has been given the name “stefania”. undoubtedly rsvp is trying to honor the generations of russian hookers that have come before. i will however, be rsvp-ing no to the boot festivities. the only thing this boot might be good for is a candy bag for a young witch on halloween. and even then it’s weird [ READ MORE ]
some might say these aphrodite heels that were designed for prostitutes have become a (laughs to self) platform for public discussion. they have gps tracking, an alarm system and a panic button to alert local law enforcement officials on the heel. all of this was designed to keep sex workers safe. i actually have an idea of [ READ MORE ]
skanks have found a new way to keep the superfluous fur (supfurfluous roflamo) on their boots neat and tidy. they are simply belting it down. this gives me an idea of what to do the next time i accidentally walk into mariposa or wet seal. i’ll just grab a handful of faux leather belts off the rack, and tie up [ READ MORE ]
BLOG boy life must be good. because i can see that it says right here… *puts glasses lower on nose and leans forward* that you are quote lovin’ life unquote. these sheepskin boots by koolaburra manage to be an UGG and Ed Hardy knockoff at the same time. but they also let everyone know who happens to [ READ MORE ]
these platform ankle boots, like those that wear them, were hot ten years ago. chinese laundry has named this boot “never”. which is rather fitting, as you should never put an hourglass heel on a boot made in this millenium. you should also never price it reasonably, thereby making it available to sluts. without a shadow [ READ MORE ]
alright little missy elliott. so. cowboy stitchwork. reptile print. pink sole. sneaker. boot. ankle strap. stripes. laces. contrast stitch. bedazzled logo. whatever all these things do together as a whole better cure cancer because there is no other fucking excuse. i’m having a really hard time deciding how and when i will kill the bitch [ READ MORE ]
except first dates, family reunions, job interviews, churches, iraq, elementary schools, work, an all races depicted equally porn rally, brigham young university or bed. what? you don’t wear shoes to bed. [ READ MORE ]