Archive for the ‘ shoes for clowns ’ Category
more candy shoes from sarajevo belma arnautovic. good luck getting through an airport with this shit on. you’d probably never make your gate anyways what with all the delays in security and all the lady gaga signatures you’d have to produce for demanding fans. [ READ MORE ]
velcro miu miu? really? these shoes look like spies that are wearing all of their disguises at once. and they look a fool doing it. a fool i tell you! god i just can’t get over that velcro. did miuccia prada just shrug her shoulders and go, “well, it’s not prada now is it?” or maybe, [ READ MORE ]
so this christian louboutin over the knee boot for fall 2010 is made of black suede and fox fur pompoms. it looks like a game of pin the tail on the donkey. or i suppose it would be pin the tail on the fox. i imagine this leaves foxes pretty upset as their tails were [ READ MORE ]
finally a shoe dressed like a vegas-lovin’ grandmother, complete with poker visor. but forever incomplete, because of its lack of a shrieky shaky voice and the ability to taunt someone with a single m&m as though it were made of pure unadulterated GOLD. heart you vegas grams. [ READ MORE ]
so. looks like louis vuitton sawed off the end of a bunch of table legs and killed a goat. they then glued a mustache of goat fur and the table leg ends to several pairs of uggs dyed like easter eggs. occasionally attaching a nunchuck as necessary. and that’s just the shoes. let’s not forget to mention the two [ READ MORE ]
is there a lamaze class around here? i just don’t know- *gasp* nascar has- nascar has designed a line of women’s shoes. there. i said it. i just don’t think people understand that leather producing animals die for these kind of ridiculous whims. don’t get me wrong i’m no vegetarian but there is no need to be killing fucking [ READ MORE ]
in reference to the title of the blog, no i’m not talking about being arrested for a fashion crime. i’m talking about basic safety. and as my mom would say, “why don’t we all just put the spine covered doc martens away beFORE somebody gets an eye put out. alright? kids? does that sound like [ READ MORE ]
if i could choose any shoes i wanted in the world as wardrobe for my currently scripted yet unproduced pornographic filmed entitled “just clownin’ around”, it would be john galliano’s fall 2009 lineup. in the film, clown crazed starlets bib up and get spackled by ill placed lapel flowers then look into the camera with a sultry stare [ READ MORE ]