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[john, paul and jesus are hanging out in the kitchen of their humble abode] [john] hey jesus how are things going with adina, that cute little water bearer? [jesus] oh her? i haven’t talked to her in a while. i never really talked to her actually. [john] you should. she just broke up with that soldier. you can’t [ READ MORE ]
[jesus and his disciple john walk down the road together] [john] hey jesus when you got that martyr thing coming up? was that today? [jesus look at john incredulously] [john] oh shit i thought that was thursday. [runs hands down face slowly, then winces] could we just squeeze in one more supper? i promised mark and luke. and you know [ READ MORE ]
“yeah i really liked this guy. he was really really nice but sometimes i just think he was just, too good for me.” “what do you mean?” “like the other day he asked me if i thought the way i ended my conversation with the grocery store cashier was very polite. i said i didn’t remember. and then he [ READ MORE ]