Archive for the ‘ sci fi shoes ’ Category
this model has a huge dump in her pants and is missing at least one toe from her left foot. but i digress. this shoe makes your ankle and foot look like a full blown sith lord. these shoes could not, however, choke me to death telekinetically and are therefore a pathetic farse for one. unfortunately, i have [ READ MORE ]
that star looks real pointy. this picture is actually making me squint instinctively for ocular protection. if she brings that damn thing any closer she’s going to cut her own orbits off. and once the picture is taken what does the star do? i’ll tell you what that star doesn’t do. it doesn’t collapse into [ READ MORE ]
the shoe on the left is part of alexander mcqueen’s spring/summer 2010 line shown at the pret a porter show in paris last october. the creature on the right is from james cameron’s 1979 hit movie alien. if i had to choose one of these to be in my closet while i slept at night, well, [ READ MORE ]
the heel of this shoe has obviously been reinforced with steel about seven times but alexander mcqueen couldn’t be bothered to stop that string from poppin’ up loose ’round the ankle. unless that’s a small tattoo of the canadian maple leaf peeking out? either way, there is no excuse for shoddy workmanship or canadian models. this shoe also [ READ MORE ]
this bahia python print ankle cuff sandal by cocobelle has, but at the same time has not, knocked my socks off. i’m not sure milla jojovich could have pulled these off in the fifth element, so i’m not sure how some regular jo blo is supposed to. bruce willis might have had to multi pass [ READ MORE ]