Archive for the ‘ sandals ’ Category
before i blog about this spring 2010 balmain sandal please excuse me as i grab an acid wash levi’s jacket with faux sheepskin collar. *puts on imaginary whack-jack* ah, that’s better. this is just a repackaged teva isn’t it balmain? whatever it is, it makes me want to rent Sister Act and listen to Nirvana on [ READ MORE ]
large investment purchases like these giuseppe zanotti sandals for spring 2010 have some would-be criminals subscribing to the “buy now, kill later” philosophy. not such a safe bet considering the current economic climate and the shortage of “jobs” available… but that’s not stopping some of the more overzealous dregs of society from stepping up their [ READ MORE ]
the above video states that it used to be a fashion faux pas to wear socks with sandals but that now it’s a bold statement. hmmm. i’m not sure what bold statement these are making but i’m pretty sure it involves something about someone getting paid $20/hour just to make sure you don’t eat a [ READ MORE ]
so i opened up a free people catalog the other day and was astounded when i laid eyes on the travesty depicted above, which was pictured not just once, not twice but thrice. a sandperson grandmother might wear these. maybe. if she wasn’t planning on leaving her temporary nomadic hut for the day. if she did she’d be the laughing [ READ MORE ]
A creeping sobriety just woke you from your pot induced nap, but oh it’s late, and those heavy curtains you installed to keep even the sunniest of days from interrupting your 5 hour Nazi Zombie sessions are really making it dark. Where the hell is your bong? Well, inside your stoner brain you know that [ READ MORE ]
voodoo doll shoes. whoever you choose for the shoe doll to represent can be put through various forms of torture through simple witchcraft. you could stand across the room from an evil coworker, all the while stomping your feet like a two year old having a fit. soon they will have to take their lunch [ READ MORE ]
this bahia python print ankle cuff sandal by cocobelle has, but at the same time has not, knocked my socks off. i’m not sure milla jojovich could have pulled these off in the fifth element, so i’m not sure how some regular jo blo is supposed to. bruce willis might have had to multi pass [ READ MORE ]
many department stores have taken to the trend of offering exclusive and affordable fashion lines within their stores from couture designers. examples of this are isaac mizrahi for target and simply vera kohl’s designed by vera wang herself. the trend has been a big hit, giving smaller budgets a chance to wear bigger names. well. marc [ READ MORE ]