Archive for the ‘ poorly made shoes ’ Category
top of the platform you’re good to go for another 3,000 miles. [ READ MORE ]
shoewawa.com blog entry too good not to repost. love, crystal bee. Regretsy pick: Shoes of the Damned Regretsy, for those of you aren’t addicted, is a site dedicated to finding the funny, ugly and disgusting highlights of crafty marketplace Etsy. Not for the faint hearted, I’ve seen everything on here from a childbirth doll to poncho especially created for a chick [ READ MORE ]
one of my favorite things about a boot is how a continuous and solid piece of leather spans from my toes to the bottom of my kneecap. *stares blankly for inordinately long period of time* this is the febe boot by dirty laundry. so. *shorter pause* what’s the story here? are these guys trying to capture but not release [ READ MORE ]
(since you probs won’t be able to look at this photo very long, i invite you to scroll down until it’s off the screen and just read the description of it i have written below) if this picture could speak a thousand words, some of them would probably be “pierre and i had a few too [ READ MORE ]
write your own blog for these. i’m taking the day off. [ READ MORE ]
alright little missy elliott. so. cowboy stitchwork. reptile print. pink sole. sneaker. boot. ankle strap. stripes. laces. contrast stitch. bedazzled logo. whatever all these things do together as a whole better cure cancer because there is no other fucking excuse. i’m having a really hard time deciding how and when i will kill the bitch [ READ MORE ]
the bow really softens it up. otherwise might have looked too harsh. bow really does it. good job shoe brand i didn’t bother to write down. also i can see right through that heel. like right through it. so if you need a fig leaf or something, you know, fuck off. [ READ MORE ]
“so there i was. thinking i had really spruced up my l.e.i.s with these flip flops and a shapeless top that ties in the back. then i read this article, you know, the one about the ruffles,” whispers cristina easton. “the embarrassment just poured over me like cold water.” easton gives this confession after reading a new study [ READ MORE ]
“crystal, why can’t i wear these? not even to work? you know, with my banana slacks?” “no.” “why not?” “because 1,000 babies will die.” “what? but i like the toe. it looks professional.” “do you like the blade heel?” “the what? is that what it’s called? well i suppose i-” “shut the FUCK up. SHUT! the FUCK! UP! you’re taking a shit on personal [ READ MORE ]
adidas once again flies too close to the sun bringing in guest designer jeremy scott, who apparently thinks this is an acceptable finished product. looks like wax and feathers to me. so whoever this jeremy scott is should probably rename himself daedalus, father of icarus. because this is a crash and burn if i’ve ever seen [ READ MORE ]