Archive for the ‘ poorly made shoes ’ Category
you know your man still thinks of you as a sexual entity when he buys you these sexy grandpa slippers with attached broom and dustpan. because there’s nothing sexier than looking like a hunchback with flat arches shuffling across the floor that gave you wrinkles and grey hair to buy. not to mention the incessant banging noise that [ READ MORE ]
this shoe super bugs. but i have to say, if portland were a shoe it would most definitely be a wooden rollerskate clog unnecessarily adorned with feathers and a brocade border. this shoe is probably skating down alberta street right now on the feet of a man wearing large black jnco-esque jeans with flames patched onto them and a lot [ READ MORE ]
since the real roger vivier passed away in 1998, allow me to remind his successor bruno frisoni at the house of roger vivier, that design when applied to clothing, is generally thought of as the fusion of aesthetics and function. this is a shoe. what are shoes for? 1. walking 2. keeping the soles of our feet [ READ MORE ]
these shoes are made of a meltdown of blue, white, and green strips of leather, laser-compressed into a striated amalgam that looks, as balenciaga designer nicolas ghesquière joked, “like play-doh.” the shoes appear in the 2010 spring/summer line, though i haven’t seen them actually available for sale anywhere yet. wonder why. my number one guess [ READ MORE ]
the above video states that it used to be a fashion faux pas to wear socks with sandals but that now it’s a bold statement. hmmm. i’m not sure what bold statement these are making but i’m pretty sure it involves something about someone getting paid $20/hour just to make sure you don’t eat a [ READ MORE ]
but not the hilarity you’re probably thinking of. not the hilarious and often heartwarming hollywood moment when all the shoes at that midwestern shoe high school transcend superficiality and say something like, “hey we’re all different, but we’re still shoes right? we’re in this life together!” no. i’m talking about the hilarity that comes as gorgeous louboutin [ READ MORE ]
top of the platform you’re good to go for another 3,000 miles. [ READ MORE ]
shoewawa.com blog entry too good not to repost. love, crystal bee. Regretsy pick: Shoes of the Damned Regretsy, for those of you aren’t addicted, is a site dedicated to finding the funny, ugly and disgusting highlights of crafty marketplace Etsy. Not for the faint hearted, I’ve seen everything on here from a childbirth doll to poncho especially created for a chick [ READ MORE ]
one of my favorite things about a boot is how a continuous and solid piece of leather spans from my toes to the bottom of my kneecap. *stares blankly for inordinately long period of time* this is the febe boot by dirty laundry. so. *shorter pause* what’s the story here? are these guys trying to capture but not release [ READ MORE ]
(since you probs won’t be able to look at this photo very long, i invite you to scroll down until it’s off the screen and just read the description of it i have written below) if this picture could speak a thousand words, some of them would probably be “pierre and i had a few too [ READ MORE ]