Archive for the ‘ out of style shoes ’ Category
before i blog about this spring 2010 balmain sandal please excuse me as i grab an acid wash levi’s jacket with faux sheepskin collar. *puts on imaginary whack-jack* ah, that’s better. this is just a repackaged teva isn’t it balmain? whatever it is, it makes me want to rent Sister Act and listen to Nirvana on [ READ MORE ]
this is what this shoe would say. you’re a runway from 2010 you say? well how the bloody hell did i get here? doc was supposed to send me to 1955! that way i could look super futuristic and hot at prom in order to attract my future son’s father. but now all i am is [ READ MORE ]
you know how when women finally toss out those ugly old boots they don’t think they’ll ever wear again RIGHT THEN they come back in style? well, i still have these boots that are currently for sale by diba. i have yet to throw out these same boots that are buried in a plastic tub of platform shoes and cropped sweater tops below [ READ MORE ]
BLOG boy life must be good. because i can see that it says right here… *puts glasses lower on nose and leans forward* that you are quote lovin’ life unquote. these sheepskin boots by koolaburra manage to be an UGG and Ed Hardy knockoff at the same time. but they also let everyone know who happens to [ READ MORE ]
these platform ankle boots, like those that wear them, were hot ten years ago. chinese laundry has named this boot “never”. which is rather fitting, as you should never put an hourglass heel on a boot made in this millenium. you should also never price it reasonably, thereby making it available to sluts. without a shadow [ READ MORE ]
it has been a long time now since victoria beckham sported the high heel wedge sneaker and it is officially OVER. the fact that these wedges by Pastry are out before halloween and are sporting the oxygen starved colors of purple and blue is humorous to me. the style is dead. a high heeled lace [ READ MORE ]
since birth i haven’t been able to tell the difference between the color yellow, black, a camo print or a slayer t-shirt. therefore i think that these things go together. i. i wear them. at the same time. people think i’m wearing this shit on purpose but i’m not. it’s a condition called socalitis and it’s [ READ MORE ]
“crystal, why can’t i wear these? not even to work? you know, with my banana slacks?” “no.” “why not?” “because 1,000 babies will die.” “what? but i like the toe. it looks professional.” “do you like the blade heel?” “the what? is that what it’s called? well i suppose i-” “shut the FUCK up. SHUT! the FUCK! UP! you’re taking a shit on personal [ READ MORE ]
this style of plaid print shown on this heel by roger vivier has come back into fashion a little too soon for my taste. however if you’re feeling it, a matching dress in a buckshot rifle print is also available. if you’re shopping early for the holidays, you might also enjoy a great pair of bassett hound slippers. order [ READ MORE ]