Archive for the ‘ not quite shoes ’ Category
ah the age old question. if i had a nickel for everytime [skip rest of joke] one nickel. so get your shit straight zac posen. also those better be tights on that model or someone needs to get her some blood. stat. unless maybe she doesn’t have enough blood down to get a lot more [ READ MORE ]
a famous ballet dancer decided to go to a grocery store in an attempt to be more real. “see, i’m just like a real person,” she said as she gingerly helped a few fellow customers get a few things off the top shelf, bought a resuable grocery bag, and threw up in the public bathroom. guess [ READ MORE ]
mariah carey made an announcement today that she will be starting a new career. she will now be a bathtub designer. though she knows nothing about plumbing, porcelian or making a mosaic design she does know that if a shoe were like, three times the size it is now, you could totally take a bath [ READ MORE ]
these’ll probably add to an outfit. there will probably be some enhancement of look going on once these are in place. they’re a work of art. a Picasso really, the way they make your ass your feet. they also might make my hand your face. don’t read that sentence again though. [ READ MORE ]
this looks like a graphic design major’s final photoshop project. who would really want this shoe other than batman’s poison ivy? i’m sure she would “bee” delighted to take them off of the shopkeep’s hands as she would find them absolutely “de-vine” and thereafter never let them “leaf” her site. and, as she told lady freeze when she pulled [ READ MORE ]
good job Dada Footwear. not only does this shoe remind me of a tv and vcr combo, it reminds me of a tv and vcr combo made by Coby Electronics in the 1990s. but who knows, maybe the sound system of a teddy ruxpin doll with a piss poor battery life is what an electronic junkie might really want for christmas [ READ MORE ]
inspired by a $28 pair of aqua socks at Fred Meyer, Balenciaga designers stormed to the drawing room to get started on what would become this striking ankle boot for Fall 2009. michaelangelo from the teenage mutant ninja turtles gives rave reviews saying, “april would look totally bodacious in these!” [ READ MORE ]