Archive for the ‘ not quite shoes ’ Category
so. this site was started so that children with down syndrome could hold a doll in their hand that looked like them. maybe not the worst idea in the world. but when you mispell the condition (down symdrome friends) right on the main page of the website (probably too much work to redo the wordart on that fabulous [ READ MORE ]
so the artist iris schieferstein is apparently trying to express that taxidermy, and the violence that goes with it, is ironic because the animal lives on forever through its death/shortened life??? whatever it is, you’ve really got to check this out. the bitch is obviously crazy. i am imagining she gets super fucked up on drugs [ READ MORE ]
yeah i might like these. if they were filled with crab meat and deep fried. which by the way, they are not. i also might like these if i were a sexy lego character showing off my canklighs. [ READ MORE ]
(since you probs won’t be able to look at this photo very long, i invite you to scroll down until it’s off the screen and just read the description of it i have written below) if this picture could speak a thousand words, some of them would probably be “pierre and i had a few too [ READ MORE ]
in case anyone didn’t know, this is just a fleece dickie. dickies are, perhaps, one of my favorite things in the entire world. but somehow, this necky product has taken all the fun out of it. quite simply because it has taken the fun silly lovable grandma part out of the whole experience and replaced it with a boring old practical aunt jan [ READ MORE ]
shoe shoon; verb, shod or shoed, shod or shoed or shod⋅den, shoe⋅ing. –noun 1. an external covering for the human foot, usually of leather and consisting of a more or less stiff or heavy sole and a lighter upper part ending a short distance above, at, or below the ankle. 2. an object or part resembling a shoe in form, [ READ MORE ]
i guess this is where you get your shoes that look like butt repaired. or maybe it’s indicative of the level of workmanship involved. or perhaps what your shoes might look like post repair. also, why do you need cutting or engraving on your shoes? is this where mothers engrave “property of my bitchy son 503-123-4567″ on their kid’s [ READ MORE ]
i like it that there’s a runway shot of the flipper shoe, as though it ever graced one. when in reality the creator’s wife put these flip flops on and they turned a $7.99 wal-mart lamp on them against a dark wall in the basement of their rented home. alright so it did grace the runway. thanks a lot [ READ MORE ]
i hope the person wearing this hat is not also wearing high heels as it would create a rather bookendish look. it would also make me want to side-angle-side some shit and make a shoe triangle outta their ass by using their shoes, the shoe on their head and my shoe to form three angles. [ READ MORE ]
*long exhale* these cell phone holders make me sputter like fred armisen’s character nicholas fehn, the political comedian on SNL’s weekend update. “ there’s something that i wanna- if one of us would just- if everyone in the world was given one of these- if people only knew- the original intention of this product- if i could just- [ READ MORE ]