Archive for the ‘ not quite shoes ’ Category
chatroulette.com is a new website where you can randomly chat via web cams with strangers all over the world. or watch them dance as in the photo above. after you go to the site and hit “play” it instantly hooks you up with a random web cam. there is a “next” button if you wish to randomly switch [ READ MORE ]
so. this rules. axe cop is my new favorite thing in the entire universe. it’s about a cop with an axe who occasionally rides dinosaurs with machine gun arms. and better yet the story for each episode of the comic is created by malachai nicolle, a five year old. once malachai fabricates the plot, the [ READ MORE ]
who did this? who is responsible for this? i swear to fucking god. i hope the chinese factory you neglected to order a quality check sample from fucks up your shipment and you end up sitting on 24,000 one eyed bears that live in shoes. can’t use ‘em for firewood. [ READ MORE ]
no really. what is it? please explain the jimlar corporation’s billion dollar success while you stroke your boot in front of your shitty camcorder and your undeserved collection of fryes. [ READ MORE ]
i recently watched the first twilight movie with my boyfriend. neither of us had read the books, but we finally wanted to know what all the fuss was about. it was absolutely fucking terrible. the movie immediately bombards you with all sorts of steamy, intense and profound emotions. these emotions are built on little to [ READ MORE ]
“well hello there fine fellows and good day to you. yes, i was wondering if the use of this fine basketball court (taps court with cane) might be free for me and my colleagues to use this afternoon. you see we were developing quite the case of cabin feevah and were wondering if we might use [ READ MORE ]
thought i’d post this photo of shaun white at the 2010 winter olympics in his all american snowboarding gear due to my other recent post about PajamaJeans. jeans that are not jeans are apparently becoming a trend. but in this case, i rather like the fake jeans. yay? nay? [ READ MORE ]
as if there were a #2. and the theme song leaves something to be desired. but i’ll tell you what, i’ve got a cupboard full of cookie cutters that don’t even have theme songs. what my other cookie cutters do have going for them, however, are full-bodied symmetrical outlines which prevent burnt little arms and legs from [ READ MORE ]
a product arises. the inventor? karl lee, formerly a doctor with Oregon Health and Science University in Portland, Oregon. his reasoning? until this interview, largely unclear. lee states, “i wanted to make something for the buffy summers of the world. a product for those unsung vampire killing soldiers of the night, who aren’t satisfied with being able [ READ MORE ]
i learned about these from an article posted to my facebook. these so called pants that resemble jeans have no seams and are made of a mixture of cotton and spandex. the very first line of the article states, “it’s a fashion must have”. anything only available online or by phone for $39.95 is neither a [ READ MORE ]