Archive for the ‘ not quite shoes ’ Category
so now that i’m unemployed, i’ve decided this is my new favorite tv show. if you can’t tell from the cover, this show is about a bunch of super gay black dudes. it’s very sex and the city except instead of women it’s a bunch of rich gays. and instead of new york they’re always at some super thugged out club, except [ READ MORE ]
these are real squirrel’s feet available somewhere on regretsy. i don’t remember where exactly because i found this pic a while ago. pretty fucking gross though. every time you turned your head those lil’ squirrelly claws would be all like, “heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey” up on your neckbone. sick. i suppose some people might get off on that. most likely witch doctors and [ READ MORE ]
shoes by tiga. tiga is one crazy bitch. this video is tarded and hilarious. [ READ MORE ]
right now my tummy is a dimly light basement covered in half torn down streamers and spilled punch bowls. but, as soon as this microwave dings………. [ READ MORE ]
nuff said. [ READ MORE ]
and people wonder why little dogs are so bitchy. mr. bouvier or crackers or whoever in the picture above is nothing less than a prisoner. he’s spent most of his young life watching judi dench movie marathons and soaking up the lonely matronly tears of the old. “thanks mom for buying me this three hundred [ READ MORE ]
so, if your roommate has a half drunk gallon of milk, that’s expiring today, can you drink some? i mean – *uncontrollable snorting* - what are they planning to make a milk pie? i already drank it. sorry dan. or maybe adam. i think it was dan’s. it was months ago so….. [ READ MORE ]
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whoopdidoo. you screenprinted shoes on a tank. good jorb. i bet the shoes she’s wearing are completely tardo. and i bet when other women compliment and/or inquire about her shoe tank she says, “oh well thaaaanks. i just love shoes. but you sure wouldn’t know it by these beat up things i’m wearing though!!!” then laughs loudly half bent over [ READ MORE ]
the last time i saw someone wearing a garbage bag was when missy elliot drove a cadiallac escalade power wheels type device on stage at the 2006 mtv music awards. not usually too commonplace to be seen wearing a garbage bag is what i’m trying to say here. but i suppose if you put a [ READ MORE ]