bills shoes booze » not quite shoes

diamond rings – all yr songs

bee — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 15:18:23 +0000

love.

shakespeare, galileo and ben franklin in a tgif

bee — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 00:19:14 +0000

galileo what the fuck?

panda commercial

bee — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 02:00:21 +0000

too good.

(submitted by john bee)

la roux – in for the kill

bee — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 23:46:29 +0000

this is my new favorite song from la roux. it looks like she’s not exactly totally sure how to drive a car in the video. the uncertain look on her face is reminiscent of her awkward facial expressions and walk from the bulletproof video, which i always imagine is how i looked my first time down a runway. bulletproof video below.

jessica simpson does it again

bee — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 05:25:20 +0000

there’s no better way to say, “i will get pregnant and steal half of your daddy’s drywall business” than with this little jessica simpson number. half cheetah print and half pleather, but all in all completely fake. do wear with halter tops, stds, muffin tops, and when whoring. but buyer beware clashes with high school degrees, all natural hair colors, ortho tri cyclen, and money you earned yourself.

no more facebook

bee — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 03:00:26 +0000

i have ended all online applications other than my blog as of a couple weeks ago. which means i no longer have a facebook, twitter or myspace page. and bills shoes booze no longer has a facebook page either. and in case you were wondering, i love it! i’m an addict and in the end i just had to go cold turkey.

and don’t worry, getting a hold of me and sending me ugly shoe submissions is still super easy. just email me at crystalbee@billsshoesbooze.com

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

bee — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 05:40:10 +0000

i probly shouldn’t be laughing at this. but i am.

bee — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 17:37:57 +0000

(video submitted by nick bee)

hungrybear spoofs.

bee — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 15:00:58 +0000

and that’s how a spoof is done. let that be a lesson to all you other youtube spoofers.

(original hungrybear video here)

oh, and this one is pretty good too.

so……. what are you selling?

bee — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:55:16 +0000

what the fuck are these cats trying to sell me? there are entirely too many numbers and weaponry-named sandwiches involved. i have heard this ad at least a dozen times and i still have no idea what it’s trying to tell me. i think it’s trying to tell me to go to subway and get a five dollar footlong because its menu is a lot less confusing than their competition’s.

however, this ad does compel me to put a bullet in those musketeer cats. and i would, if i could only remember where to buy a bullet and how much it cost.