Archive for the ‘ not quite shoes ’ Category
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whoopdidoo. you screenprinted shoes on a tank. good jorb. i bet the shoes she’s wearing are completely tardo. and i bet when other women compliment and/or inquire about her shoe tank she says, “oh well thaaaanks. i just love shoes. but you sure wouldn’t know it by these beat up things i’m wearing though!!!” then laughs loudly half bent over [ READ MORE ]
the last time i saw someone wearing a garbage bag was when missy elliot drove a cadiallac escalade power wheels type device on stage at the 2006 mtv music awards. not usually too commonplace to be seen wearing a garbage bag is what i’m trying to say here. but i suppose if you put a [ READ MORE ]
chatroulette.com is a new website where you can randomly chat via web cams with strangers all over the world. or watch them dance as in the photo above. after you go to the site and hit “play” it instantly hooks you up with a random web cam. there is a “next” button if you wish to randomly switch [ READ MORE ]
so. this rules. axe cop is my new favorite thing in the entire universe. it’s about a cop with an axe who occasionally rides dinosaurs with machine gun arms. and better yet the story for each episode of the comic is created by malachai nicolle, a five year old. once malachai fabricates the plot, the [ READ MORE ]
who did this? who is responsible for this? i swear to fucking god. i hope the chinese factory you neglected to order a quality check sample from fucks up your shipment and you end up sitting on 24,000 one eyed bears that live in shoes. can’t use ‘em for firewood. [ READ MORE ]
no really. what is it? please explain the jimlar corporation’s billion dollar success while you stroke your boot in front of your shitty camcorder and your undeserved collection of fryes. [ READ MORE ]
i recently watched the first twilight movie with my boyfriend. neither of us had read the books, but we finally wanted to know what all the fuss was about. it was absolutely fucking terrible. the movie immediately bombards you with all sorts of steamy, intense and profound emotions. these emotions are built on little to [ READ MORE ]
“well hello there fine fellows and good day to you. yes, i was wondering if the use of this fine basketball court (taps court with cane) might be free for me and my colleagues to use this afternoon. you see we were developing quite the case of cabin feevah and were wondering if we might use [ READ MORE ]
thought i’d post this photo of shaun white at the 2010 winter olympics in his all american snowboarding gear due to my other recent post about PajamaJeans. jeans that are not jeans are apparently becoming a trend. but in this case, i rather like the fake jeans. yay? nay? [ READ MORE ]