Archive for the ‘ not quite shoes ’ Category
love. [ READ MORE ]
galileo what the fuck? [ READ MORE ]
too good. (submitted by john bee) [ READ MORE ]
this is my new favorite song from la roux. it looks like she’s not exactly totally sure how to drive a car in the video. the uncertain look on her face is reminiscent of her awkward facial expressions and walk from the bulletproof video, which i always imagine is how i looked my first time [ READ MORE ]
there’s no better way to say, “i will get pregnant and steal half of your daddy’s drywall business” than with this little jessica simpson number. half cheetah print and half pleather, but all in all completely fake. do wear with halter tops, stds, muffin tops, and when whoring. but buyer beware clashes with high school degrees, all natural hair colors, ortho [ READ MORE ]
i have ended all online applications other than my blog as of a couple weeks ago. which means i no longer have a facebook, twitter or myspace page. and bills shoes booze no longer has a facebook page either. and in case you were wondering, i love it! i’m an addict and in the end i just had [ READ MORE ]
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(video submitted by nick bee) [ READ MORE ]
and that’s how a spoof is done. let that be a lesson to all you other youtube spoofers. (original hungrybear video here) oh, and this one is pretty good too. [ READ MORE ]
what the fuck are these cats trying to sell me? there are entirely too many numbers and weaponry-named sandwiches involved. i have heard this ad at least a dozen times and i still have no idea what it’s trying to tell me. i think it’s trying to tell me to go to subway and get a five [ READ MORE ]