Archive for the ‘ nerd shoes ’ Category
i’m pretty sure i’ve seen this shoe sitting at an IT desk in the basement of my office building. this shoe is not just an IT guy, it is an asshole IT guy. the old fashioned, tye dye lovin’, stubborn, RPG addicted (probs makes characters hump), lack of hygiene, snorting, no social skills asshole IT [ READ MORE ]
it has been a long time now since victoria beckham sported the high heel wedge sneaker and it is officially OVER. the fact that these wedges by Pastry are out before halloween and are sporting the oxygen starved colors of purple and blue is humorous to me. the style is dead. a high heeled lace [ READ MORE ]
young japanese girls everywhere (mostly japan though) are hoping that there is enough money left in their school clothes budget for a pair of these. mostly so that when boys point at them in awe of their video game shoes they can cover their mouths and have a very good, very secret and very asian laugh. [ READ MORE ]
good news for total losers. no longer must they fantasize about Lelu from the Fifth Element or 7 of 9 from Star Trek Voyager. once nerds obtain high paying careers, they will be able to buy these shoes for their gold digging girlfriends turning their fantasies into reality. gold digging girlfriends have expressed hesitation about wearing these neck breakers from Nina Ricci’s Fall [ READ MORE ]
ne’er did I think anything could be more appropriate for a kindergarten teacher than a denim jumpsuit with sewn on apple patches. i stand corrected. i love you camper but sometimes i think you created the twins line just to hurt me. so i think i’ll keep my digits off these digits if you know [ READ MORE ]