Archive for the ‘ mens shoes ’ Category
i’m totally hardcore, it’s just sometimes i need to run down the street to grab some cottage cheese and pineapple from zupan’s. i rock out like the best of them for sure but… after a hard night of partying i like to pop a couple doan’s back relief pills and shuffle around the house in a [ READ MORE ]
apparently. there is a brand of shoes called scripts christian shoes that make sneakers with bible verses on them. the verse featured on the above sneaks is phillipians 4:13, which says, “i can do all things through christ who strengthens me.” i think that verse might be better suited for a pair of high heels don’t you think? which are [ READ MORE ]
alright. if you were going rafting. if you were REALLY going rafting. if the rafting were SO IMMINENT that you were sitting on the inflated rubber pie crust of a raft, i would allow you to hum the mr. rogers tune to yourself take off those acceptable kicks that you wear all the time (right?). [ READ MORE ]
air jordans create a high heeled sexy version of the sneaker for women who like to look good on all types of asphalt. in short, they are made for ridiculous women with ridiculous, little or no style. look at them. this has to be at least 10 times worse than when michael jordan took an ill fated stab [ READ MORE ]
shoes like the one you see in the photo above are having a hard time getting health insurance. why? because they have hyperglossia (oversized tongue) accompanied with a pre-existing condition of epilepsy. the risk of these shoes dying or becoming injured via tongue swallow during epileptic seizure is high. insurance companies are turning them away at the door. family [ READ MORE ]
jeremy scott strikes again. sporting the cartoon face of mickey mouse and having the ability to dispense candy, the shoe has gained popularity mostly with pedophiles and NAMBLA members. an interesting sidenote, once these shoes are put on, the wearer suddenly finds themselves ready and able to operate a steam engine. oswald the lucky rabbit shoes are still looking for a [ READ MORE ]
these shoes have me on the edge of my seat. i can’t wait to see where they walk next. but seriously, if a friend of mine had these shoes i would get a bunch of my shirts and pants with the opposing rivet end and stick them all over their shoes while they were watching tv. [ READ MORE ]
jeremy scott has obviously tapped into this fall’s peacock trend by creating a men’s sneaker with an oversized tongue that resembles the upright feathers of a male peacock. while lots of girlfriends and wives haved picked up the sneaker and shown interest, the boyfriends and husbands as of yet seem uninterested. [ READ MORE ]
since birth i haven’t been able to tell the difference between the color yellow, black, a camo print or a slayer t-shirt. therefore i think that these things go together. i. i wear them. at the same time. people think i’m wearing this shit on purpose but i’m not. it’s a condition called socalitis and it’s [ READ MORE ]
say hello to the last pair of shoes you’ll ever have to buy that little brat. i’d like to get a tub of popcorn and a two way mirror and watch that little ingrate just try and get out of this foot straight jacket. you won’t even have to replace them for a bigger size as he gets older, because [ READ MORE ]