Archive for the ‘ mens shoes ’ Category
facebook continues to imitate life. why am i starting to feel like R.J. MacReady in John Carpenter’s The Thing? oh wait i know. because i’m starting to think a parasitic alien life form named facebook attacked and then assimilated all my friends and turned them into asinine streams of 11 word sentences that only LOOK like my friends. [ READ MORE ]
BLEEDING WITH SARCASM –> somewhere between x-men fanatics and furries is apparently a customer base large enough to support this. <– BLEEDING WITH SARCASM for some reason when i look at these shoes i imagine the person wearing them is an emotionally stunted 40 year old man in an old ratty Garfield t-shirt too short for his chili [ READ MORE ]
this sb skunk dunk comes with a leafy green exterior, stash pocket and the image of a heavy lidded skunk printed on the sole. it is being released by nike in a few days on 4-20. real clever nike. as if people who love to, as i say, “do the weed” aren’t annoying enough, now they get to [ READ MORE ]
bugarri shoes have created an entire line of men and women’s shoes that have hidden lifted insoles so the person wearing them can seem up to four inches taller than they really are. these short people, otherwise known as liars, walk amongst us as though they were one to four inches taller than they really are. we’ve no way to [ READ MORE ]
it’s really important to not let anyone know you’re wearing rainboots. it’s also important that they have laces. because without the need for laces all of the parts of the boot might actually be physically attached to each other and therefore not able to let rain in. and if you’re not letting any rain in, [ READ MORE ]
a guy walks down the street in a long sleeved henley with a button up hawaiian shirt over it. his hands are tucked into the pockets of the raggiest jeans ever that are so out of date (levi’s pipeleg silvertabs or something) they must be his older brother’s. he throws me a nod and tells me, “nice [ READ MORE ]
glue is not a license. period. i just can’t emphasize that enough anymore. i’m not sure why kids have access to glue at all. because when a kid makes a stupid painting, it’s hard enough to smile and say, “hey that looks great.” but when they bring you a bunch of bullshit sparkles, cotton balls, [ READ MORE ]
this looks like the foot of a dinosaur. a big clunky shapeless dinosaur foot. no it’s actually more clunky and shapeless than that. it looks more like the foot of a snowdinosaur that a young dinosaur would make. basically this shoe resembles nothing. maybe some rotten mango fruit satan would eat. maybe some egg carton foam [ READ MORE ]
you have probs heard of these shoes made by vibram five fingers. they’re like gloves for your feet. and honestly, they’re great if you want to look like a fucking gorilla with a tie on everywhere you go. if you want to carry around a clipboard that just has a picture of a banana clipped to it. [ READ MORE ]
barack obama has been declared mvp of 2008 by air jordans. apparently obama has won another award he has yet to prove he is worthy for. if he can or will dunk has yet to be seen. maybe air jordans meant most valuable president. sorry nicholas sarkozy. p.s. it was carla that lost it for you. p.s. who drew that [ READ MORE ]