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	<title>bills shoes booze &#187; lonely housewives</title>
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		<title>yet another clown that doesn&#8217;t make me laugh.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 23:47:02 +0000</pubDate>
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so this christian louboutin over the knee boot for fall 2010 is made of black suede and fox fur pompoms.  it looks like a game of pin the tail on the donkey.  or i suppose it would be pin the tail on the fox.  i imagine this leaves foxes pretty upset as their tails were ]]></description>
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<p>so this christian louboutin over the knee boot for fall 2010 is made of black suede and fox fur pompoms.  it looks like a game of pin the tail on the donkey.  or i suppose it would be pin the tail on the fox.  i imagine this leaves foxes pretty upset as their tails were already firmly pinned.  let&#8217;s not forget about the cows.  pretty sure cows would rather have their skin on their asses rather than stretched over a shoe last with fox tails pinned all over it so a rich lonely housewife can get an afternoon of attention by turning herself into a genu-wine assclown.  she looks ridiculous.  the cow has an uncovered ass.  and there&#8217;s at least eight foxes out there without tails.  you can&#8217;t just take nature, put it in a salad spinner and then call it $5,000 boots.  put it back where you found it louboutin.</p>
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		<title>lonely housewife attempts to feign interest in hockey (a short story by crystal bee)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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“how about that goaler?  nothing gets in front of him!” she called out to his friends with a flirty wink.  burying his face in hands, old harold crunkshaw thought to himself, “i should have married that homely clever girl.”
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<p>“how about that goaler?  nothing gets in front of him!” she called out to his friends with a flirty wink.  burying his face in hands, old harold crunkshaw thought to himself, “i should have married that homely clever girl.”</p>
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		<title>lonely housewife attempts to feign interest in basketball</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 16:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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his love for the Atlanta Hawks will always surpass his love for you even if you are securely buckled into this commitment. so you can go ahead and stop complaining about how mike bibby just gave up in the third period and chatting up strangers about how johnson really needs to be scoring more basketballs.
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<p>his love for the Atlanta Hawks will always surpass his love for you even if you are <a href="http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u175/versatyle07/Other/britney_spears_in_straight_jacket-0.jpg?t=1257555289" target="_blank" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/i168.photobucket.com/albums/u175/versatyle07/Other/britney_spears_in_straight_jacket-0.jpg?t=1257555289&amp;referer=');">securely buckled</a> into this commitment. so you can go ahead and stop complaining about how mike bibby just gave up in the third period and chatting up strangers about how johnson really needs to be scoring more basketballs.</p>
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